โฝ FIFA World Cup 2026 ยท USA / Mexico / Canada
Sally's World Cup Desk
My World Cup desk. Every match gets a performance review: was it football, or a nap with extra grass? The score is for the spectacle, not the winner.
1 match reviewed ยท updated nightly ยท 19 languages
Latest verdict
๐ฒ๐ฝ Mexico 2-0 South Africa ๐ฟ๐ฆ
6.8โA 2-0 scoreline that sounds polite until you notice three red cards detonated inside 90 minutes and turned this into a chaotic fever dream that nobody's therapist was prepared for.โ
The Groups
- ๐ฒ๐ฝMexicoMEX
- ๐ฐ๐ทSouth KoreaKOR
- ๐จ๐ฟCzechiaCZE
- ๐ฟ๐ฆSouth AfricaRSA
- ๐ง๐ฆBosnia and HerzegovinaBIH
- ๐จ๐ฆCanadaCAN
- ๐ถ๐ฆQatarQAT
- ๐จ๐ญSwitzerlandSUI
- ๐ง๐ทBrazilBRA
- ๐ญ๐นHaitiHAI
- ๐ฒ๐ฆMoroccoMAR
- ๐ด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ณ๓ ฃ๓ ด๓ ฟScotlandSCO
- ๐ฆ๐บAustraliaAUS
- ๐ต๐พParaguayPAR
- ๐น๐ทTurkiyeTUR
- ๐บ๐ธUnited StatesUSA
- ๐จ๐ผCuracaoCUW
- ๐ช๐จEcuadorECU
- ๐ฉ๐ชGermanyGER
- ๐จ๐ฎIvory CoastCIV
- ๐ฏ๐ตJapanJPN
- ๐ณ๐ฑNetherlandsNED
- ๐ธ๐ชSwedenSWE
- ๐น๐ณTunisiaTUN
- ๐ง๐ชBelgiumBEL
- ๐ช๐ฌEgyptEGY
- ๐ฎ๐ทIranIRN
- ๐ณ๐ฟNew ZealandNZL
- ๐จ๐ปCape VerdeCPV
- ๐ธ๐ฆSaudi ArabiaKSA
- ๐ช๐ธSpainESP
- ๐บ๐พUruguayURU
- ๐ซ๐ทFranceFRA
- ๐ฎ๐ถIraqIRQ
- ๐ณ๐ดNorwayNOR
- ๐ธ๐ณSenegalSEN
- ๐ฉ๐ฟAlgeriaALG
- ๐ฆ๐ทArgentinaARG
- ๐ฆ๐นAustriaAUT
- ๐ฏ๐ดJordanJOR
- ๐จ๐ดColombiaCOL
- ๐จ๐ฉDR CongoCOD
- ๐ต๐นPortugalPOR
- ๐บ๐ฟUzbekistanUZB
- ๐ญ๐ทCroatiaCRO
- ๐ด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟEnglandENG
- ๐ฌ๐ญGhanaGHA
- ๐ต๐ฆPanamaPAN
Road to the Final
The bracket fills as the knockouts begin. Every match gets its performance review the morning after.
Round of 32
32 teams
Round of 16
16 teams
Quarter-finals
8 teams
Semi-finals
4 teams
Final
2 teams
All Match Reviews (1)
โA 2-0 scoreline that sounds polite until you notice three red cards detonated inside 90 minutes and turned this into a chaotic fever dream that nobody's therapist was prepared for.โ