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⚽ FIFA World Cup 2026

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World Cup Desk

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⚽ FIFA World Cup 2026 · Round of 16

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Switzerland

SUI

Full time

0-0

0-0 (4-3 pens)

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Colombia

COL

2026-07-07 · BC Place, Vancouver

Sally's spectacle score5.2/10
The verdictA hundred and twenty minutes of nothing, redeemed by a shootout that finally had a pulse.

The Performance Review

For two hours this was hard, honest, cautious knockout football with the handbrake firmly on. Colombia carved the better openings as the game wore on, and the best of them fell to Jaminton Campaz, who pounced on a Granit Xhaka mistake, found himself clear and blazed high over the bar. Chances came and went, goals did not.

The shootout is where it finally came alive. Colombia missed twice, through Davinson Sanchez and Cucho Hernandez, Manuel Akanji missed for Switzerland to keep the tension unbearable, and Gregor Kobel produced the save that mattered before Ruben Vargas rolled in the winner. Four to three, and Switzerland were through.

Let us be honest, the football before the shootout was not winning any awards. But there is a specific theater in penalties that no open play can fake, and this one delivered nerves, misses and a goalkeeper hero. The two hours were a slog, the last ten minutes were gripping.

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Who Got Burned

Colombia, who created the better chances across a hundred and twenty minutes and still could not score, then lost their nerve from twelve yards. Campaz will not sleep after skying that chance in extra time, and two missed penalties is a brutal way to exit a tournament you did more than enough to survive.

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The Bright Side

Gregor Kobel's decisive save and Switzerland's ice-cold nerve took them to a World Cup quarterfinal for the first time since 1954, a genuinely historic achievement, and shootouts remain the most honest drama in sport even when the football before them is not.

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