Cynical SallyWorld Cup 2026

⚽ FIFA World Cup 2026

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World Cup Desk

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⚽ FIFA World Cup 2026 · Group F

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Sweden

SWE

Full time

5-1

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Tunisia

TUN

2026-06-14

Sally's spectacle score8.0/10
The verdictTunisia came for a point and left as the backing track to the Yasin Ayari highlight reel.

The Performance Review

Ayari decided the occasion deserved two long-range screamers, and Isak and Gyökeres happily turned a contest into a procession.

Then Svanberg scored twelve seconds after coming on, a new record for the fastest substitute goal in World Cup history, purely to rub it in.

The VAR Tax

No VAR drama required; you cannot review your way back from a four-goal hole.

Who Got Burned

Tunisia, whose game plan survived right up until Ayari's first shot left his boot.

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The Bright Side

Tunisia at least found the net, and Svanberg handed neutrals a genuinely historic moment to bookmark.

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