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โšฝ FIFA World Cup 2026 ยท Group I

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Senegal

SEN

Full time

5-0

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Iraq

IRQ

2026-06-26 ยท Toronto

Sally's spectacle score5.0/10
The verdictโ€œSenegal won 5-0 and went home anyway, the cruelest math in the whole tournament.โ€

The Performance Review

Habib Diarra opened inside four minutes, Ismaila Sarr added a second, Pape Gueye scored twice and Iliman Ndiaye capped a 5-0 rout. On any other night this is a statement. On this night it was a goodbye, because Senegal finished third on three points and the goals came too late to save the campaign.

Iraq, beaten heavily here and across the group, lost all three and depart without an argument. Senegal depart with the strangest stat line of the round, a five goal win on the way out the door.

It is the brutal comedy of the expanded format. You can dominate, you can score for fun, and you can still be undone by the two games where it did not click. Senegal will rewatch this one and ache, because the team that showed up tonight should have lasted longer.

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The VAR Tax

Nothing to check when one side scores five. The only review was Senegal reviewing their earlier results in agony.

Who Got Burned

Iraq, on the wrong end of a five goal rout and out of the tournament without a single point, the heaviest footnote of the matchday.

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The Bright Side

Senegal proved exactly what they are capable of, and a 5-0 send off at least lets them leave with their heads high and a forward line firing, even if the timing was heartbreaking.

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