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โšฝ FIFA World Cup 2026

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โšฝ FIFA World Cup 2026 ยท Group G

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Egypt

EGY

Full time

1-1

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Iran

IRN

2026-06-26 ยท Seattle

Sally's spectacle score6.0/10
The verdictโ€œA nervy 1-1 that sent Egypt into the knockouts for the first time ever and sent Iran home arguing with a flag.โ€

The Performance Review

Mahmoud Saber struck early for Egypt in the fifth minute, Ramin Rezaeian answered for Iran by the fourteenth, and from there both sides settled into the kind of tense arithmetic that decides who survives a 48 team group stage. The draw was enough for Egypt and not enough for Iran, which is the whole tournament in one scoreline.

Egypt walk away with a slice of history, through to the knockout round for the first time ever, on a night where a single point felt like a trophy. Iran walk away replaying a disallowed late goal for the rest of the summer.

It was not a classic, but it was a survival test, and Egypt passed it with their nerves intact and their hearts in their throats. Sometimes advancing is uglier and sweeter than winning.

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The VAR Tax

Iran had a late goal disallowed for offside, the kind of millimeter call that ends careers of celebrations before they start.

Who Got Burned

Iran, eliminated despite a late goal that the officials decided never happened, left to wonder how a tournament this big can hinge on a margin this small.

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The Bright Side

Egypt are into the knockout rounds for the first time in their history, and no asterisk can dull a debut that the whole country will remember.

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