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⚽ FIFA World Cup 2026

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⚽ FIFA World Cup 2026 · Round of 32

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United States

USA

Full time

2-0

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Bosnia and Herzegovina

BIH

2026-07-01 Β· Santa Clara

Sally's spectacle score7.0/10
The verdictβ€œThe USA finally won a World Cup knockout game for the first time in 24 years, and the hero promptly got himself sent off and banned from the next one.”

The Performance Review

Twenty four years of hurt, gone. On the stroke of halftime Folarin Balogun pounced on a Bosnia defensive mistake and slotted the USA in front, and in the eighty second minute Malik Tillman curled a stunning free kick past Nikola Vasilj to make it two. In front of a roaring home crowd at Levi's Stadium, the co-hosts finally won a World Cup knockout match for the first time since 2002.

Naturally, they made it stressful. Balogun, the man who broke the deadlock, was then shown a controversial red card after a VAR review, and the USA played the final half hour with ten men, clinging to their lead and their nerve. They held on, but the hero of the first half will now sit out the next round, which is the kind of plot twist only this team could write.

So Mauricio Pochettino's side march into the Round of 16 to face Belgium, drought broken, belief restored, and their best striker suspended. Bosnia never really got going and go home. The USA got the win the whole nation has been demanding, did it the hard way with a man down, and immediately handed themselves a selection headache. Progress, American style.

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The VAR Tax

VAR left the mark here: the review that turned Balogun's afternoon from hero to sent-off, a call that cost the USA their matchwinner for the Belgium tie even as they saw out the win.

Who Got Burned

Bosnia and Herzegovina, undone by a halftime defensive lapse and a moment of Tillman magic, unable to punish even ten-man USA and heading home. And the USA's own celebration, gatecrashed by Balogun's red card, which turns their matchwinner into a spectator for the biggest game of the run.

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The Bright Side

The USA ended a 24-year World Cup knockout drought in front of their own fans, which is a genuine milestone for the co-hosts and for Pochettino's project, and holding a lead with ten men shows real steel. A Round of 16 date with Belgium is exactly the kind of test this team wanted.

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