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โšฝ FIFA World Cup 2026

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โšฝ FIFA World Cup 2026 ยท Round of 32

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Australia

AUS

Full time

1-1

1-1 (2-4 pens)

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Egypt

EGY

2026-07-03 ยท Arlington

Sally's spectacle score7.4/10
The verdictโ€œEgypt made hard work of a night they controlled, but held their nerve from twelve yards to seal their first ever World Cup knockout win, with Salah sealing it via a panenka of pure ice.โ€

The Performance Review

Egypt reached the Round of 16 the hard way, beating Australia 4-2 on penalties after a 1-1 draw that stretched all the way through extra time. Emam Ashour headed the Pharaohs in front in the 13th minute, Australia drew level in the 55th when Mohamed Hany turned the ball into his own net, and from there nobody could find a winner across 120 minutes. In the shootout Egypt were flawless, Mohamed Salah cheekily dinking home a panenka, while Australia's Harry Souttar and Lucas Herrington both missed.

The roast is that Egypt should have finished this inside ninety. They bossed long stretches, carried the better chances, and still let Australia hang around until the lottery. Australia, for their part, mustered exactly one goal all night and it was scored by an Egyptian into his own net, which tells you how much they threatened. Salah's panenka was glorious swagger on a night that did not really earn that much style.

Zoom out and it is history for Egypt: their first ever victory in a World Cup knockout match, and a date in the last 16 with Argentina or Cape Verde. For Australia it is the cruelest exit in sport, two hours of grit undone by two nervous penalties. Drama over quality, but the record books do not ask how pretty it was.

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The VAR Tax

Little for the officials to untangle beyond a long, tense night. The drama lived in the shootout, not the review booth, which after this tournament's VAR sagas felt almost restful.

Who Got Burned

Australia. They matched Egypt for 120 minutes, but their only goal of the night was scored by an Egyptian, Mohamed Hany, into his own net, and when the shootout came Harry Souttar and Lucas Herrington both blinked. Gritty, organised, and ultimately eliminated without ever really threatening to win it themselves. The Socceroos go home on the cruelest lottery in the game.

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The Bright Side

For Egypt this is genuine history: their first ever win in a World Cup knockout match, sealed with ice-cold penalties and a Salah panenka that took real nerve. Australia can hold their heads high too, taking a Salah-led side all the way to spot-kicks and giving as good as they got for two hours. Someone had to lose the coin flip.

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