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⚽ FIFA World Cup 2026

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⚽ FIFA World Cup 2026 · Quarter-final

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Spain

ESP

Full time

2-1

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Belgium

BEL

2026-07-10 · SoFi Stadium, Inglewood

Sally's spectacle score7.5/10
The verdictSpain reached the semifinal on a night they barely earned, because Senne Lammens gift-wrapped the winner and mugged Belgium's golden generation one more time.

The Performance Review

For an hour Spain did the thing Spain does: pass you dizzy, take the sting out of the game, and dare you to stay patient. SoFi Stadium got the possession clinic it paid for, and Fabian Ruiz rewarded it in the 30th minute, ghosting into the box to open the scoring and put Belgium exactly where the script wanted them. Chasing. This was Spain by numbers, the tournament's tidiest side flexing the control that had carried them to the last eight without conceding a single goal.

Then Charles De Ketelaere reminded everyone that a clean sheet is only clean until someone dirties it. His 41st-minute equalizer was the first goal Spain had conceded in the entire World Cup, and it was no accident: the man who put a brace past the USA in the round of sixteen has genuinely arrived, timing his run and his finish like a striker who has finally worked out what he is. Belgium, so often the team that talks a bigger game than it plays, actually looked the sharper side for a stretch, and Spain's aura of invincibility suddenly had a smudge on it.

So of course the winner came from the least Spanish thing imaginable: someone else's mistake. In the 88th minute Senne Lammens got a hand to a save he had no business spilling, palming the ball straight to Mikel Merino, who did what Merino always seems to do in the big moment and tucked away the rebound. Spain march on to meet France in the semifinal, glowing about a resilience they only half showed, while Belgium trudge off wondering how a goalkeeper's fumble ended their World Cup. Spain found a way. They just didn't find a good one.

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Who Got Burned

Senne Lammens will replay that spill every time he closes his eyes: an 88th-minute save that turned into an 88th-minute assist, a goalkeeper's nightmare broadcast to the planet at a World Cup quarter-final. But the deeper burn belongs to Belgium's golden generation, who once again brought the talent, briefly looked the better team, and still boarded the plane home early. Different tournament, same heartbreak chapter, written in the same handwriting. They keep arriving with everything and leaving with nothing.

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The Bright Side

De Ketelaere's rise is the real deal, a brace against the USA and now the first man to breach Spain all tournament, so Belgium at least fly home with a genuine star instead of another eulogy. And credit Spain: Merino keeps showing up for the moments that matter, and finding a way to win on an off night is exactly what champions do.

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