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โšฝ FIFA World Cup 2026 ยท Group L

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Croatia

CRO

Full time

2-1

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Ghana

GHA

2026-06-27 ยท Philadelphia

Sally's spectacle score6.5/10
The verdictโ€œCroatia edged a spirited Ghana, and the beauty of the result is that both teams walked away into the knockouts.โ€

The Performance Review

Petar Sucic put Croatia ahead in the thirty first minute, Nikola Vlasic doubled it late, and Derrick Luckassen's seventy third minute goal set up a tense finish that Croatia managed without panic. A 2-1 win gave Croatia second place in Group L behind England.

The twist is that Ghana, despite the loss, still advanced as one of the best third placed sides, so this defeat came with a parachute. Both nations move on, which takes some of the sting out of a hard fought ninety minutes.

Croatia continue to be the tournament's reliable old hands, finding a way without flair, and Ghana showed enough fight to suggest they will be no easy out in the knockouts. A clean, competitive match with a rare happy ending for both benches.

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The VAR Tax

A tidy affair that gave the officials little to deliberate, the drama staying firmly on the grass.

Who Got Burned

Ghana's pride took the loss, though the standings handed it straight back, a defeat softened into a footnote by qualification.

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The Bright Side

Both teams reached the knockout rounds, so a competitive 2-1 ended with two sets of fans celebrating, which is about as kind as a result gets.

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