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⚽ FIFA World Cup 2026 · Quarter-final

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England

ENG

Full time

1-1

2-1 (aet)

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Norway

NOR

2026-07-11 · Hard Rock Stadium, Miami Gardens

Sally's spectacle score8.0/10
The verdictEngland did it the only way they know how, the agonizing way, dragging a Miami furnace to extra time before Bellingham dragged them out of it.

The Performance Review

Hard Rock Stadium in Miami Gardens was cooking, a heat index over 100 degrees, and Norway used the first hour like they were the team who had waited 28 years for it, because they were. Andreas Schjelderup cut in from the left and bent a cross-shot off the post and in, and suddenly the tournament favorites were staring at a very different Saturday. England, as is tradition, looked like a side that had read the script and refused to skip to the good part, sweating through the melodrama instead of just scoring.

Then came Jude Bellingham, because of course it did. In first-half stoppage time Anthony Gordon slid a pass inside, Bellingham shifted it onto his left foot and placed it into the bottom corner with the calm of a man who has done this in front of much larger crowds. 1-1 at the break, and 1-1 it stubbornly stayed through 90. Norway even thought they had the winner when Torbjorn Heggem bundled home a rebound, and for a few seconds a giant-killing was on. VAR had other ideas.

Extra time in that heat was less a football match and more a test of who would faint last, and England found a second wind at exactly the moment Norway ran out of theirs. Erling Haaland, kept off the scoresheet for the first time all tournament after bullying his way to 7 in his previous 4 games, was hooked late and made to watch. Bellingham finished what he started, tucking away his second to complete the brace and settle it 2-1 after extra time. England march on to meet Argentina in the Atlanta semifinal, having once again turned a routine job into a national blood-pressure event.

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The VAR Tax

VAR chalked off Torbjorn Heggem's would-be winner for a Haaland push on Anderson before the corner was taken.

Who Got Burned

Norway will replay the corner that never counted until the end of time. Heggem thought he had authored the upset of the tournament with that rebound, only for VAR to rub it out for a Haaland shove on Anderson before the ball was even swung in, the cruelest kind of disallowed goal because it was so close to being legend. And Haaland, the man who had scored in every game until this one, ended his night silenced and substituted, dragged off in a Miami sauna with nothing to show for it. Seven goals in four games, then one final where the receipts read zero.

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The Bright Side

Norway, back at a World Cup for the first time in 28 years, matched the deepest run in their history and did it by genuinely frightening a favorite deep into extra time. Bellingham, meanwhile, keeps proving he is a big-game monster who shows up when the lights are hottest.

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