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โšฝ FIFA World Cup 2026

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โšฝ FIFA World Cup 2026 ยท Group K

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Colombia

COL

Full time

1-0

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DR Congo

COD

2026-06-23 ยท Mexico City

Sally's spectacle score5.0/10
The verdictโ€œA patient 1-0 that asked you to trust the process for 75 minutes before finally rewarding you.โ€

The Performance Review

This was football for people who enjoy long silences and meaningful eye contact, a slow grind where both sides treated the final third like a place you visit, not somewhere you live.

For seventy-five minutes the most dangerous thing on the pitch was the suspense, until Daniel Munoz finally remembered that the point of all this running is occasionally to score, and tucked away the only goal that mattered.

The bright side is real though: it was tidy, controlled, free of nonsense, and proof that one decisive finish can rescue an evening that spent most of its time auditioning for a sleep app.

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Who Got Burned

DR Congo for not making more of a genuinely winnable contest, and Colombia for taking 76 minutes to break down a door that was never properly locked. The football, never the nation.

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The Bright Side

Daniel Munoz's 76th-minute strike was a clean, decisive moment of quality, and Colombia did exactly what good sides do: stay calm, stay organized, and get the job done without the theatrics.

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