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⚽ FIFA World Cup 2026

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⚽ FIFA World Cup 2026 · Round of 32

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Colombia

COL

Full time

1-0

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Ghana

GHA

2026-07-03 · Kansas City

Sally's spectacle score6.5/10
The verdictColombia did the grown-up thing: score early through Arias, lock every door in the house, and stroll into the last 16 without ever breaking a sweat or their clean-sheet habit.

The Performance Review

Colombia eased into the Round of 16 with a clinical 1-0 win over Ghana in Kansas City. Jhon Arias struck early, pouncing on a sharp Luis Suarez cross in the 14th minute, and that single moment was all Los Cafeteros needed. From there they controlled the tempo, kept yet another clean sheet, and never looked like surrendering the lead.

The roast is that it was efficient to the point of joyless. Colombia scored their one good moment and then simply shut the game down, rarely bothering to chase a second. Ghana had spells of possession and effort but no cutting edge, and the result never felt in doubt after the quarter-hour mark. This was control football, professional and just a touch dull.

The bright side is that Colombia are quietly building something serious. They topped a Group K that contained Portugal, have barely conceded a goal all tournament, and now add a composed clean-sheet knockout win. It is not flashy, but it is exactly the kind of form that carries teams deep. Next up is Switzerland for a place in the quarterfinals.

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The VAR Tax

A quiet night for the officials and the video booth. One early goal, a lot of controlled game management, and no controversy worth the name, which in this tournament almost qualifies as a plot twist.

Who Got Burned

Ghana. They battled, pressed and had their moments, but never seriously threatened Colombia's goal and were undone by a single early lapse when Arias pounced on a Luis Suarez cross. Organised without a final ball, they exit the World Cup having given Colombia a workout but never a genuine scare.

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The Bright Side

Colombia are quietly one of the tournament's most composed sides: they topped a group containing Portugal, have barely conceded, and just added another clean-sheet knockout win. Ghana can hold their heads high after a spirited group campaign, undone here only by a moment of Colombian quality rather than any collapse of their own.

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