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⚽ FIFA World Cup 2026

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⚽ FIFA World Cup 2026 · Group H

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Uruguay

URU

Full time

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Spain

ESP

2026-06-26 Β· Guadalajara

Sally's spectacle score6.5/10
The verdictβ€œOne Alex Baena strike, zero goals conceded all group, Spain are quietly terrifying again.”

The Performance Review

Alex Baena settled it in the forty second minute and Spain did what this Spain does, which is win a tight one and lock the door behind them. They finished Group H with a perfect defensive record, zero goals against across the whole stage, the kind of stat that makes the rest of the bracket nervous.

Uruguay are eliminated, beaten by a single goal and by ninety minutes spent throwing themselves at a defense that simply does not crack. There is no shame in losing to the most controlled team in the tournament, but there is no progress either.

Spain are not dazzling anyone yet, and that is precisely the threat. A team that scores just enough and concedes nothing is the team you do not want to draw, and everyone left in the bracket just noticed.

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The VAR Tax

Tight and clean, the match barely troubled the monitors. Spain prefer to win arguments with the scoreboard.

Who Got Burned

Uruguay, sent home by a single Baena strike after running into the only defense at this World Cup that has not conceded a single goal all group.

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The Bright Side

For the neutral, a Spain side this disciplined is a thing of grim beauty, and for Spain, a perfect defensive group stage is the loudest quiet statement in the tournament.

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