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โšฝ FIFA World Cup 2026 ยท Group E

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Germany

GER

Full time

2-1

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Ivory Coast

CIV

2026-06-20 ยท Toronto

Sally's spectacle score8.0/10
The verdictโ€œA slow burn that turned into a thriller the second the bench walked on, with a 94th-minute winner that justified the price of the ticket.โ€

The Performance Review

For an hour this was a tense, cagey watch that Ivory Coast were quietly winning, with Franck Kessie's 30th-minute strike giving the match a story and Germany barely a pulse. It was the kind of first half where you check your phone and miss nothing.

Then the bench saved the broadcast. Germany's triple change on the hour was basically an admission that the starters had run out of ideas, and within eight minutes Deniz Undav volleyed in a Nadiem Amiri cross to drag the game back from the dead. Suddenly the match had something to say.

The 94th minute is what entertainment looks like: Undav takes a pass from Nmecha just inside the box, turns, and finishes to win it in stoppage time. A late, earned, scarcely deserved-on-the-balance-of-an-hour winner. As a spectacle it delivered, even if Germany made you suffer for the payoff.

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Who Got Burned

Ivory Coast, for treating a World Cup lead like a museum piece, admiring it instead of building on it, then conceding twice in the stretch where games are actually decided. Kessie's goal deserved a result, but the team's defending tailed off exactly when concentration mattered most. Germany's starters get a footnote burn too: needing a triple substitution and a super-sub double to rescue a win is not a flex, it is a confession.

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The Bright Side

Deniz Undav is the entire reason this match was worth your evening. A two-goal cameo off the bench, the equaliser a clean volley and the winner a cool turn-and-finish under stoppage-time pressure, is the dream substitute story. And honestly, a late comeback sealed in the 94th minute is exactly the kind of drama the World Cup exists to sell. You stayed until the end and you were rewarded.

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