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โšฝ FIFA World Cup 2026

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โšฝ FIFA World Cup 2026 ยท Group E

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Ecuador

ECU

Full time

2-1

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Germany

GER

2026-06-25 ยท New Jersey

Sally's spectacle score9.0/10
The verdictโ€œA 2nd-minute lead is a wonderful thing to waste, and Germany spent 75 minutes proving it.โ€

The Performance Review

Leroy Sane scored in the 2nd minute and Germany apparently decided that was the whole plan, because Nilson Angulo equalised seven minutes later by walking the ball past Neuer like the lead had a return policy.

For an hour Germany sat on an idea instead of a scoreline, treating possession like a participation trophy while Ecuador kept asking pointed questions in the final third.

Gonzalo Plata answered the night in the 77th minute, and a giant that started the match like a thunderclap finished it watching the celebrations, which is exactly the kind of drama that makes 90 minutes fly by.

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Who Got Burned

Germany for conceding the lead and fading after a 2nd-minute goal, the football not the nation

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The Bright Side

Ecuador's resilience, Angulo's response and Plata's decisive winner, a real comeback

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