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โšฝ FIFA World Cup 2026 ยท Group G

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New Zealand

NZL

Full time

1-5

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Belgium

BEL

2026-06-26 ยท Vancouver

Sally's spectacle score5.5/10
The verdictโ€œBelgium remembered they have a golden generation, and poor New Zealand was the reminder.โ€

The Performance Review

Leandro Trossard scored twice, Kevin De Bruyne added a third, Romelu Lukaku and Alexis Saelemaekers piled on late, and Belgium turned a group stage finale into a highlight reel. Elijah Just grabbed an eighty fourth minute consolation for New Zealand, the kind of goal you frame precisely because the rest of the night was a lesson.

Belgium needed the goal difference and went and built it with interest, topping Group G on plus four over Egypt's plus two. For a golden generation that has spent years being more famous for what it has not won, this was a reminder of what it can do when it actually shows up in attack.

New Zealand will not enjoy the scoreline, but they came, they competed, and Just's late goal means they leave with a moment that is entirely theirs. Against this much firepower, dignity is its own result.

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The VAR Tax

Nothing the referee did mattered next to what Trossard did. The only review needed was Belgium reviewing the tape and smiling.

Who Got Burned

New Zealand's defense, asked to contain a golden generation in full flow and answered with a five goal apology, though nobody expected anything kinder.

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The Bright Side

Elijah Just's late strike gave New Zealand a goal to treasure, and Belgium finally looked like the team their talent always promised, which the neutrals have waited years to see.

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