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โšฝ FIFA World Cup 2026 ยท Group L

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Panama

PAN

Full time

0-2

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England

ENG

2026-06-27 ยท East Rutherford

Sally's spectacle score6.5/10
The verdictโ€œHarry Kane passed Gary Lineker to become England's all time World Cup top scorer, and Bellingham made sure of the win.โ€

The Performance Review

Jude Bellingham broke the deadlock in the sixty second minute and Harry Kane settled it five minutes later, and that second goal carried weight far beyond the scoreline. It was Kane's eleventh career World Cup goal, moving him past Gary Lineker as England's all time leading World Cup scorer, a record that has stood since the eighties.

Panama competed but could not contain England's quality when it finally clicked in the second half. The win sealed top spot in Group L and the smoother knockout route that comes with it.

For England this was control rather than fireworks, a professional job lit up by a genuine piece of history. Kane keeps doing the unglamorous, undeniable thing: scoring, and scoring, until the record books simply have to make room.

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The VAR Tax

Nothing contentious to trouble the officials, England did their talking through the front door.

Who Got Burned

Panama, undone by England's class in the second half and reduced to a backdrop for a record breaking night that belonged entirely to Harry Kane.

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The Bright Side

Panama held a heavyweight scoreless for an hour and competed with pride, and neutrals watched Harry Kane etch his name above a legend in the record books.

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