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โšฝ FIFA World Cup 2026

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โšฝ FIFA World Cup 2026 ยท Round of 32

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Brazil

BRA

Full time

2-1

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Japan

JPN

2026-06-29 ยท Houston

Sally's spectacle score7.0/10
The verdictโ€œBrazil needed until the ninety sixth minute to avoid the upset of the tournament, and Japan will be sick about it for years.โ€

The Performance Review

For an hour Japan were writing history. Kaishu Sano stole a pass, drove at the heart of the Brazilian defense and rifled in his first international goal to put the five time champions behind, and a disciplined, fearless Japan side looked every bit like the team that came to change its story. Brazil, missing fluency and full of nerves, looked nothing like favorites.

Casemiro hauled them level in the fifty sixth with a thumping header at the back post, and from there it became a siege with a clock ticking against the wrong team. Japan defended, countered, and held their nerve while Brazil threw bodies forward and prayed. It stayed level deep into stoppage time, and a famous draw, maybe more, was within touching distance.

Then the ninety sixth minute arrived and Gabriel Martinelli arrived with it, finishing to win it 2-1 and send Brazil into the Round of 16. The scoreline says progress. The performance says a champion that got rescued by the very last kick against a Japan side missing Kubo and Mitoma. Survive and advance, but only just.

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The VAR Tax

No monitor controversy needed, just ninety six minutes of Brazilian panic. The only thing under review was whether the favorites actually deserved to survive.

Who Got Burned

Japan, who led the five time world champions, defended for their lives, and lost it in the sixth minute of stoppage time. To play that well, get that close to the biggest scalp of the tournament, and walk away with nothing is the cruelest exit in the bracket so far.

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The Bright Side

Japan were magnificent and unlucky, and a team this organized and brave will be back. For Brazil, Gabriel Martinelli is the hero of the night and they are through to the Round of 16, which is all that history will record once the nerves are forgotten.

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