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โšฝ FIFA World Cup 2026

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World Cup Desk

Every match, every brutal verdict

โšฝ FIFA World Cup 2026 ยท Group J

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Jordan

JOR

Full time

1-2

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Algeria

ALG

2026-06-22 ยท San Francisco

Sally's spectacle score7.0/10
The verdictโ€œA lead built in 36 minutes and demolished in the second half, with a comeback that actually earned its applause.โ€

The Performance Review

Jordan came out with a plan, executed it through Nizar Al-Rashdan in the 36th minute, and looked genuinely dangerous, right up until they decided the lead would defend itself.

Algeria spent the first half losing and the second half remembering they had a comeback in them, with Benbouali levelling on 69 and Gouiri delivering the dagger on 82.

As a spectacle this had everything you want and nothing you dread: no red cards, no VAR meltdown, just a real momentum swing and a finish that paid attention to the build-up.

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Who Got Burned

Jordan for not protecting a lead, football not nation

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The Bright Side

Algeria's resilience and Gouiri's decisive winner

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