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⚽ FIFA World Cup 2026

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⚽ FIFA World Cup 2026 · Group A

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Mexico

MEX

Full time

1-0

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South Korea

KOR

2026-06-18 · Estadio Guadalajara, Guadalajara

Sally's spectacle score5.5/10
The verdictMexico booked the first knockout ticket of the whole World Cup off a goalkeeping gift, and honestly they will take it.

The Performance Review

Mexico beat South Korea 1-0 at Estadio Guadalajara to become the very first team to reach the round of 32. It was a grind, not a glory, and the co-hosts will not care one bit, because qualification with a game to spare is qualification with a game to spare.

The goal was a gift wrapped with a bow. On 50 minutes, South Korea keeper Kim Seung-gyu collided with his own defender Lee Gi-hyuk and dropped the ball inside his own area, and Luis Romo strolled in to roll it into the simplest open net of his career.

South Korea nearly stole a point they would have deserved. In the 87th minute Raúl Rangel made a stunning double save, first denying Cho Gue-sung from close range, then flinging out a right arm to keep out Yang Hyun-jun on the rebound. That, more than the goal, is why Mexico are through.

Who Got Burned

South Korea, and specifically Kim Seung-gyu, who turned a tense, deserved 0-0 into a highlight reel for the wrong team by running into his own defender and handing Luis Romo the easiest goal he will ever score at a World Cup.

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The Bright Side

Mexico's defence was a wall again, and Raúl Rangel's late double save was the single best piece of goalkeeping of the night, which is exactly the keeper performance South Korea turned up without.

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