⚽ FIFA World Cup 2026 · Group E
Germany
GER
Full time
7-1
Curaçao
CUR
2026-06-14
The verdict“Curaçao made history just by qualifying, and Germany said congratulations by putting seven past them.”
The Performance Review
The smallest nation ever to reach a World Cup met the most ruthless finishing machine in the group, and the scoreline did exactly what everyone quietly feared it would.
Germany were clinical to the point of cruelty, while Curaçao's fairytale curdled into a very long evening of chasing shadows in white shirts.
The VAR Tax
VAR barely needed to look up; you cannot offside-trap your way out of a 7-1.
Who Got Burned
Curaçao's defenders, who will be seeing German runners in their dreams for a solid week.
The Bright Side
Curaçao still scored at a World Cup, a sentence their grandkids will brag about long after the 7 is forgotten.
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