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⚽ FIFA World Cup 2026

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⚽ FIFA World Cup 2026 · Group F

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Netherlands

NED

Full time

2-2

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Japan

JPN

2026-06-14

Sally's spectacle score8.5/10
The verdictNetherlands led twice, Japan refused to read the script, and Kamada tore the last page out in the 89th minute.

The Performance Review

Van Dijk and Summerville had the Dutch cruising, and then Japan did what Japan now does to big teams: kept their nerve and kept coming in waves.

Nakamura pulled one back and Kamada's late deflected equalizer stole a point that felt like a win, leaving the Netherlands to wonder how two-goal cushions keep evaporating on them.

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The VAR Tax

Kamada's equalizer survived a VAR check long enough for the coffee to go cold, but it stood.

Who Got Burned

The Dutch back line, who turned a comfortable evening into a stoppage-time stress test for absolutely no reason.

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The Bright Side

Japan confirmed they are nobody's easy fixture anymore, hunting down a Van Dijk-led defense to the final whistle.

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