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โšฝ FIFA World Cup 2026

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World Cup Desk

Every match, every brutal verdict

โšฝ FIFA World Cup 2026 ยท Group F

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Netherlands

NED

Full time

2-2

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Japan

JPN

2026-06-14

Sally's spectacle score8.5/10
The verdictโ€œNetherlands led twice, Japan refused to read the script, and Kamada tore the last page out in the 89th minute.โ€

The Performance Review

Van Dijk and Summerville had the Dutch cruising, and then Japan did what Japan now does to big teams: kept their nerve and kept coming in waves.

Nakamura pulled one back and Kamada's late deflected equalizer stole a point that felt like a win, leaving the Netherlands to wonder how two-goal cushions keep evaporating on them.

The VAR Tax

Kamada's equalizer survived a VAR check long enough for the coffee to go cold, but it stood.

Who Got Burned

The Dutch back line, who turned a comfortable evening into a stoppage-time stress test for absolutely no reason.

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The Bright Side

Japan confirmed they are nobody's easy fixture anymore, hunting down a Van Dijk-led defense to the final whistle.

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