Cynical SallyWorld Cup 2026

โšฝ FIFA World Cup 2026

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World Cup Desk

Every match, every brutal verdict

โšฝ FIFA World Cup 2026 ยท Group C

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Morocco

MAR

Full time

4-2

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Haiti

HAI

2026-06-24 ยท Atlanta

Sally's spectacle score8.0/10
The verdictโ€œSix goals, two defences who clearly came to network, and a thriller that refused to be boring.โ€

The Performance Review

Morocco beat Haiti 4-2 in a game where the defences treated tackling as an optional extra, and honestly we are not mad about it because it gave us four goals worth screaming at.

Hakimi opened the festivities on 39, Saibari doubled it right before the whistle, and Rahimi rubbed it in on 78, while Bounou kindly gifted Haiti an own goal on 10 just to keep the drama alive.

Haiti refused to be a footnote, with Isidor pulling one back on 43 and a second response keeping the scoreboard honest, but four conceded is four conceded and the maths was never kind.

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Who Got Burned

both defences in a leaky shootout, Haiti for conceding four, football not nation

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The Bright Side

Hakimi and Rahimi starring for Morocco, Haiti refusing to roll over with two goals

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