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⚽ FIFA World Cup 2026

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⚽ FIFA World Cup 2026 · Group H

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Uruguay

URU

Full time

2-2

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Cape Verde

CPV

2026-06-21 Β· Miami

Sally's spectacle score8.0/10
The verdictβ€œA four-goal, lead-trading thriller in Miami where the only thing nobody could defend was a comfortable position.”

The Performance Review

Four goals, two equalisers, a free kick, a stoppage-time turnaround and a substitute who broke a record before he'd finished tying his laces. As pure entertainment, Uruguay 2-2 Cape Verde was a generous host. The neutral got everything: a lead, a comeback, another lead, another comeback. The only people who didn't enjoy it were anyone who likes their football tidy.

Kevin Pina's 21st-minute free kick set the tone, and from there nobody seemed interested in the concept of holding onto anything. Maximiliano Araujo dragged Uruguay level just before the break in the 44th, and Agustin Canobbio finished from close range in the sixth minute of first-half stoppage time to flip it 2-1. A whole match's worth of drama, and we hadn't even had the orange slices yet.

Then the second half decided the first half was just a warm-up. Helio Varela, on as a substitute, levelled it in the 61st: two minutes and sixteen seconds after entering, the fastest goal by an African substitute at a World Cup since Roger Milla in 1994. A back-and-forth 2-2 with a record attached is exactly the kind of chaos a group stage exists to produce.

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Who Got Burned

Uruguay, for treating a 2-1 halftime lead like a library book they forgot to renew. Two goals in six first-half minutes, full momentum, the game by the throat, and then they let Cape Verde back in within sixteen minutes of the restart. The finishing showed up; the game management took the second half off. Leading is not the same as winning, and Uruguay learned that the long way.

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The Bright Side

Cape Verde are the story here, and a good one. Twice behind, twice level, refusing to read the script everyone wrote for them. Helio Varela coming off the bench to score the fastest goal by an African substitute at a World Cup since Roger Milla in 1994 is the kind of moment a tournament remembers. Throw in a free-kick opener and four goals end to end, and this was a hard-earned point and a genuinely great watch.

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