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⚽ FIFA World Cup 2026

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⚽ FIFA World Cup 2026 · Round of 32

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Spain

ESP

Full time

3-0

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Austria

AUT

2026-07-02 · Inglewood

Sally's spectacle score7.0/10
The verdictSpain did exactly what Spain does: control everything, score three, concede nothing, and make a competent Austria look like they wandered into the wrong stadium, with Oyarzabal helping himself to a brace.

The Performance Review

Spain strolled into the Round of 16 with a clean, clinical 3-0 over Austria. Mikel Oyarzabal slid home a Marc Cucurella cutback on the stroke of the 36th minute, Pedro Porro headed in an Alex Baena delivery to double it in the 66th, and Oyarzabal helped himself to a second in the 89th to complete the rout. Comfortable, controlled, and never once in doubt.

The roast is that it was almost too easy to be exciting. Spain smothered the game, Austria barely tested Unai Simon, and the only drama was Lamine Yamal rattling the post when it could have been five. This was control football at its most efficient, the footballing equivalent of watching someone parallel park perfectly on the first try. Impressive, not thrilling, and the late third goal just underlined the gap.

Zoom out and it is faintly terrifying for everyone else. Spain topped Group H unbeaten, did not concede a single goal in the group stage, and have now kept another clean sheet in the knockouts. Austria go home having run straight into arguably the tournament favourite. There is no shame in losing to a side operating on a different plane.

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The VAR Tax

This one barely troubled the video booth. A clean, well-officiated 3-0 with no contentious flashpoint, which after some of this tournament's marathon reviews counts as its own small miracle.

Who Got Burned

Austria, organised but toothless, who never once threatened Spain's clean sheet and were picked apart by an Oyarzabal brace and a Porro header. They exit the World Cup with the small consolation of having lost only to a team that looks like it is playing a different sport.

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The Bright Side

For Spain this is ominous in the best possible way: unbeaten, still no goals conceded, and through to the Round of 16 with Yamal, Oyarzabal and Baena all clicking into gear. Austria can hold their heads high too, reaching the knockout rounds and bowing out only to one of the favourites.

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