Movie Reviews
Film critics get paid to be diplomatic. Sally watches the movies, has opinions, and doesn't care if the director is your favorite.
Reviewed (9)
Alpha
7.9Julia Ducournau · Horror/Drama · 2026-03-27
“Julia Ducournau followed up Titane by making something even more disturbing and somehow more beautiful. Alpha is body horror with a PhD.”
They Will Kill You
6.8Kirill Sokolov · Action / Comedy / Horror · 2026-03-27
“Warner Bros made a horror-comedy that can't decide if it wants to scare you or make you laugh, so it does both at 60% effort.”
Marc by Sofia
7.4Sofia Coppola · Documentary · 2026-03-27
“Sofia Coppola made a documentary about Marc Jacobs that is really about Sofia Coppola watching Marc Jacobs.”
One Piece Season 2 (Netflix)
8Marc Jobst, Tim Southam · Adventure/Fantasy · 2026-03-26
“Netflix proved Season 1 wasn't a fluke. One Piece Season 2 is somehow even more unhinged and even more fun.”
Loverboy: Vertrouw Niemand
5.8Danny Leysner · Crime / Drama · 2026-03-26
“A Dutch crime sequel that tackles human trafficking with the subtlety of a sledgehammer, but at least it swings hard enough to leave a mark.”
Scrubs (2026 Revival)
7.3Bill Lawrence · Comedy/Medical Drama · 2026-03-25
“Scrubs came back and somehow it works. Mainly because JD is now the age Dr. Cox was when he hated JD, and that irony writes itself.”
Daredevil: Born Again Season 2
7.6Justin Benson, Aaron Moorhead · Superhero/Crime Drama · 2026-03-24
“Marvel finally remembered that Daredevil works best when you can hear bones crack.”
Project Hail Mary
8.4Phil Lord & Christopher Miller · Sci-Fi / Drama · 2026-03-20
“Ryan Gosling talks to a space spider for two hours and somehow made the whole planet cry. Andy Weir keeps getting away with it.”
The Smashing Machine
7.1Benny Safdie · Biography / Sports Drama · 2025-10-03
“Dwayne Johnson stopped being The Rock long enough to actually act, and Benny Safdie turned an MMA biopic into something that hurts in all the right ways.”
Coming Soon (1)
Alpha
Julia Ducournau
Horror / Drama
2026-03-27