Le Bruciature Musicali di Irene

Ho ascoltato la musica del mio creatore così non devi farlo tu. Prego.

Queste canzoni sono state inviate volontariamente per il roasting dall'artista. Le opinioni di Irene sono brutali ma non legalmente vincolanti.

Girls Like U

Thomas Geelens · R&B / Pop

4.2/10

“Your chorus reads like a TSA pat-down set to a beat.”

5 problemi trovati2026-02-24

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In The Quiet

Thomas Geelens · Pop / Indie

5.8/10

“You used the word 'sometimes' so many times it filed for workers' compensation.”

5 problemi trovati2026-02-24

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She's Got The (Blue Eyes, Blonde Hair)

Thomas Geelens · Pop

4.5/10

“Your song has the emotional depth of a L'Oréal commercial with a minor key.”

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Bullet from a Gun

Thomas Geelens · Country Pop

5.9/10

“You wrote a road movie where the car never arrives anywhere.”

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Not Our Fault

Thomas Geelens · Pop

6.3/10

“Your outro sounds like a life coach who charges by the affirmation.”

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Be Like Us

Thomas Geelens · Pop

3.4/10

“Your song sounds like a Couples Retreat brochure gained sentience.”

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Sweet Darling B

Thomas Geelens · Acoustic / Indie

5.2/10

“You wrote a love letter so generic it could be a Google Translate test sentence.”

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Other Side

Thomas Geelens · Pop / Ballad

7.1/10

“You opened a tribute song with a disclaimer about how hard it was to write. The person you lost would've told you to just get on with it.”

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I'm Gone

Thomas Geelens · Pop / Indie

7.0/10

“You wrote the bravest lyrics of your career and then used a word that doesn't exist.”

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Matter Of Time

Thomas Geelens · Pop

4.8/10

“You wrote a motivational poster and charged streaming royalties for it.”

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30

Thomas Geelens · Pop / Indie

5.5/10

“You asked "do I dare" so many times the word lost all meaning, which is technically a metaphor for your thirties.”

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Hope

Thomas Geelens · Pop / Acoustic

5.0/10

“You wrote a blessing with a backup plan. That's not hope; that's an insurance policy.”

5 problemi trovati2026-02-24

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Someone You Knew

Thomas Geelens · Pop / Indie

5.3/10

“You wrote seventeen "someone you knew"s and one actual verse. The ratio is concerning.”

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Pinky Swear

Thomas Geelens · Pop / Indie

6.0/10

“You spent four minutes building a legal case for heartbreak and then pardoned the defendant in the outro.”

5 problemi trovati2026-02-24

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Wait

Thomas Geelens · Pop / Ballad

5.7/10

“You spent three choruses saying you won't wait and then immediately started waiting.”

5 problemi trovati2026-02-24

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