🎧 Music Roast

Sexistential

Robyn · Electropop

La title track abbina testi confessionali sulla FIV con riferimenti alla commedia di Adam Sandler del 2008.

8.2/ 10
Cynical Sally roasts the music

Robyn e scomparsa per 8 anni ed e tornata come se non fosse mai andata via. Sexistential e la crisi esistenziale su cui balleresti davvero.

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The bright side

A 46 anni, Robyn scrive di FIV, maternita single e desiderio con la stessa precisione emotiva che ha reso Dancing On My Own un inno generazionale.

The issues (3)
01

Eight-year gaps between albums

Fans had to survive on a single Honey album for nearly a decade. Some of us developed entire personalities in that time.

The fix  Release music more than once per geological era. Your fans are aging in real time.

02

The Zohan reference

The title track references a 2008 Adam Sandler movie. In a song about IVF. In 2026.

The fix  Sometimes the weird flex works. This time it mostly does. Mostly.

03

Sequencing choices

The album front-loads its most accessible tracks, leaving the experimental back half feeling like a different record.

The fix  Trust your audience to handle the weird stuff early. They waited 8 years. They can handle it.

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