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Sexistential

Robyn · Electropop

8.2/10

Reviewed

The Roast

Robyn e scomparsa per 8 anni ed e tornata come se non fosse mai andata via. Sexistential e la crisi esistenziale su cui balleresti davvero.
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The Bright Side

A 46 anni, Robyn scrive di FIV, maternita single e desiderio con la stessa precisione emotiva che ha reso Dancing On My Own un inno generazionale.

Hardest Sneer

La title track abbina testi confessionali sulla FIV con riferimenti alla commedia di Adam Sandler del 2008.

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Issues (3)

Eight-year gaps between albums

Receipt

Fans had to survive on a single Honey album for nearly a decade. Some of us developed entire personalities in that time.

Fix

Release music more than once per geological era. Your fans are aging in real time.

The Zohan reference

Receipt

The title track references a 2008 Adam Sandler movie. In a song about IVF. In 2026.

Fix

Sometimes the weird flex works. This time it mostly does. Mostly.

Sequencing choices

Receipt

The album front-loads its most accessible tracks, leaving the experimental back half feeling like a different record.

Fix

Trust your audience to handle the weird stuff early. They waited 8 years. They can handle it.