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Sexistential

Robyn ยท Electropop

โ€œLa title track abbina testi confessionali sulla FIV con riferimenti alla commedia di Adam Sandler del 2008.โ€

8.2/ 10
Cynical Sally roasts the music

Robyn e scomparsa per 8 anni ed e tornata come se non fosse mai andata via. Sexistential e la crisi esistenziale su cui balleresti davvero.

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The bright side

A 46 anni, Robyn scrive di FIV, maternita single e desiderio con la stessa precisione emotiva che ha reso Dancing On My Own un inno generazionale.

The issues (3)
01

Eight-year gaps between albums

โ€œFans had to survive on a single Honey album for nearly a decade. Some of us developed entire personalities in that time.โ€

The fix ย Release music more than once per geological era. Your fans are aging in real time.

02

The Zohan reference

โ€œThe title track references a 2008 Adam Sandler movie. In a song about IVF. In 2026.โ€

The fix ย Sometimes the weird flex works. This time it mostly does. Mostly.

03

Sequencing choices

โ€œThe album front-loads its most accessible tracks, leaving the experimental back half feeling like a different record.โ€

The fix ย Trust your audience to handle the weird stuff early. They waited 8 years. They can handle it.

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Printed with disdain ยท Cynical Sally