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Never Over

Thomas Geelens · Blue Eyed Afropop

7.5/10

Reviewed 2026-05-22

The Roast

Never Over is the breakup song that admits the breakup is, in fact, very over, while pretending otherwise. That is the entire genre. Thomas knows this. Thomas does it well. The track is a quiet entry in the catalog, mid tempo, restrained, with a vocal performance that is doing the thing where you sing softly because singing loud would betray that the writer is fine. He is fine. He has been fine for months. The song is a postcard from the version of him that has not caught up yet, and the gap between those two selves is what makes the writing land. Most songs in this lane fall into one of two traps. Either the production over-sells the heartbreak with strings and minor chords until it becomes parody, or the writer over-explains the feelings in a verse that should have been a single line. Thomas avoids both. The brevity is the strength. He says one true thing per verse and lets the chord progression carry the rest.
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The Bright Side

Never Over is one of the most disciplined writing performances in the catalog. The restraint is the strength. The song trusts the listener to fill in the parts the writer chose not to explain.

Hardest Sneer

Never Over is also a song that will be played on every "still not over them" Spotify mood playlist for the next eight years. That is a great revenue model. It is a less great way to be remembered as an artist.

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Never Over by Thomas Geelens (7.5/10) - Cynical Sally