Movie Reviews

Travis Knight · Fantasy Action Adventure · 2026-06-05

“He-Man finally has the power, but the script keeps cracking jokes about it before anyone in the theater gets the chance.”

Siobhan McCarthy · Comedy · 2026-06-05

“A high school comedy that steals the right wing's ugliest punchline and walks away with the most sincere coming-out story of the year.”

John Carney · Musical comedy drama · 2026-06-05

“John Carney makes the exact same movie for the fifth time, and the maddening part is that it still works.”

Gooseworx · Animation, Dark Comedy · 2026-06-04

“A YouTube series stapled together and sold at cinema prices, and somehow it still earns the ticket.”

Jon Favreau · Sci-Fi / Adventure · 2026-05-22

“Star Wars returns to theaters and remembers it used to know how to make people cheer. The Mandalorian and Grogu is the safest possible reentry point. It is also the most enjoyable Star Wars movie in nearly a decade.”

Nick Kroll, Andrew Goldberg, Mark Levin, Jennifer Flackett · Adult Animation / Comedy · 2026-05-22

“The Big Mouth creative team has decided to do Big Mouth again, but with anthropomorphic animals dealing with relationship politics instead of puberty. It is exactly as funny and exactly as exhausting as that sounds.”

Boots Riley · Satire / Heist · 2026-05-22

“Boots Riley finally returns with a heist comedy that has more ideas than minutes, which is both its charm and its problem.”

Jaume Collet-Vega · Action / Thriller · 2026-05-22

“A movie so generic the title is doing more storytelling than the script.”

James Cameron · Sci-Fi Action · 2026-05-22

“Thirty-five years later, T2 walks back into theaters and casually reminds every modern blockbuster what cinema used to look like when grown-ups made it.”

Simon McQuoid · Action / Fantasy · 2026-05-18

“Mortal Kombat II is exactly the movie the title promises. Spines come out. Heads come off. Johnny Cage finally shows up. If you wanted prestige cinema you should have read the marquee.”

Andy Serkis · Animation / Satire · 2026-05-15

“Andy Serkis adapted George Orwell's Animal Farm. Seth Rogen voices Napoleon. The result is the most expensive misunderstanding of source material in recent memory.”

Adi Shankar (showrunner) · Animation / Action · 2026-05-12

“Adi Shankar's Devil May Cry is back, louder and more chaotic, and the second season finally lets Dante crack the jokes the show kept implying he would. The action is excellent. The plot is mostly an excuse.”

Jon Bernthal (uncredited co-direction) · Action / Drama · 2026-05-12

“Frank Castle tries to live without violence. Frank Castle does not live without violence. The Punisher: One Last Kill is exactly the special presentation Marvel knew it had to make to keep Bernthal interested.”

Marc Munden · Drama / Limited Series · 2026-05-04

“Jack Thorne adapted Lord of the Flies into four hours for Netflix and finally gave the book the room it deserves. The result is the best literary adaptation Netflix has produced in years.”

David Frankel · Comedy / Drama · 2026-05-01

“Twenty years later, Andy is back, Miranda is back, and the print magazine industry that gave them all jobs is mostly not. The sequel works hardest when it stops pretending the world has not changed.”

Will Packer · Romantic Comedy · 2026-04-10

“A romantic comedy so aggressively harmless it could be prescribed for anxiety. Halle Bailey is genuinely charming, the cinematography makes Tuscany look like a screensaver for 98 minutes, and the plot shows up fifteen minutes late with a contractually obligated airport chase. Perfectly fine. Which is the problem.”

Julia Ducournau · Horror/Drama · 2026-03-27

“Julia Ducournau followed up Titane by making something even more disturbing and somehow more beautiful. Alpha is body horror with a PhD.”

Kirill Sokolov · Action / Comedy / Horror · 2026-03-27

“Warner Bros made a horror-comedy that can't decide if it wants to scare you or make you laugh, so it does both at 60% effort.”

Sofia Coppola · Documentary · 2026-03-27

“Sofia Coppola made a documentary about Marc Jacobs that is really about Sofia Coppola watching Marc Jacobs.”

Marc Jobst, Tim Southam · Adventure/Fantasy · 2026-03-26

“Netflix proved Season 1 wasn't a fluke. One Piece Season 2 is somehow even more unhinged and even more fun.”

Danny Leysner · Crime / Drama · 2026-03-26

“A Dutch crime sequel that tackles human trafficking with the subtlety of a sledgehammer, but at least it swings hard enough to leave a mark.”

Bill Lawrence · Comedy/Medical Drama · 2026-03-25

“Scrubs came back and somehow it works. Mainly because JD is now the age Dr. Cox was when he hated JD, and that irony writes itself.”

Justin Benson, Aaron Moorhead · Superhero/Crime Drama · 2026-03-24

“Marvel finally remembered that Daredevil works best when you can hear bones crack.”

Phil Lord & Christopher Miller · Sci-Fi / Drama · 2026-03-20

“Ryan Gosling talks to a space spider for two hours and somehow made the whole planet cry. Andy Weir keeps getting away with it.”

Benny Safdie · Biography / Sports Drama · 2025-10-03

“Dwayne Johnson stopped being The Rock long enough to actually act, and Benny Safdie turned an MMA biopic into something that hurts in all the right ways.”