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Cynical Sally

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⚽ FIFA World Cup 2026 · USA / Mexico / Canada

Sally's World Cup Desk

私のワールドカップ・デスク。どの試合にも人事評価をつける。あれはサッカーだった?それとも芝生付きの昼寝?点数は見せ場へのもので、勝者へのものじゃない。

1 match reviewed · updated nightly · 19 languages

Latest verdict

🇲🇽 Mexico 2-0 South Africa 🇿🇦

6.8

2対0というスコアは一見おとなしく聞こえるが、90分以内に3枚のレッドカードが炸裂してこの試合を誰のセラピストも想定していなかったカオスの悪夢に変えたことに気づくまでの話だ。

The Groups

GROUP A1/6 played
  • 🇲🇽MexicoMEX
  • 🇰🇷South KoreaKOR
  • 🇨🇿CzechiaCZE
  • 🇿🇦South AfricaRSA
GROUP B0/6 played
  • 🇧🇦Bosnia and HerzegovinaBIH
  • 🇨🇦CanadaCAN
  • 🇶🇦QatarQAT
  • 🇨🇭SwitzerlandSUI
GROUP C0/6 played
  • 🇧🇷BrazilBRA
  • 🇭🇹HaitiHAI
  • 🇲🇦MoroccoMAR
  • 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿ScotlandSCO
GROUP D0/6 played
  • 🇦🇺AustraliaAUS
  • 🇵🇾ParaguayPAR
  • 🇹🇷TurkiyeTUR
  • 🇺🇸United StatesUSA
GROUP E0/6 played
  • 🇨🇼CuracaoCUW
  • 🇪🇨EcuadorECU
  • 🇩🇪GermanyGER
  • 🇨🇮Ivory CoastCIV
GROUP F0/6 played
  • 🇯🇵JapanJPN
  • 🇳🇱NetherlandsNED
  • 🇸🇪SwedenSWE
  • 🇹🇳TunisiaTUN
GROUP G0/6 played
  • 🇧🇪BelgiumBEL
  • 🇪🇬EgyptEGY
  • 🇮🇷IranIRN
  • 🇳🇿New ZealandNZL
GROUP H0/6 played
  • 🇨🇻Cape VerdeCPV
  • 🇸🇦Saudi ArabiaKSA
  • 🇪🇸SpainESP
  • 🇺🇾UruguayURU
GROUP I0/6 played
  • 🇫🇷FranceFRA
  • 🇮🇶IraqIRQ
  • 🇳🇴NorwayNOR
  • 🇸🇳SenegalSEN
GROUP J0/6 played
  • 🇩🇿AlgeriaALG
  • 🇦🇷ArgentinaARG
  • 🇦🇹AustriaAUT
  • 🇯🇴JordanJOR
GROUP K0/6 played
  • 🇨🇴ColombiaCOL
  • 🇨🇩DR CongoCOD
  • 🇵🇹PortugalPOR
  • 🇺🇿UzbekistanUZB
GROUP L0/6 played
  • 🇭🇷CroatiaCRO
  • 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿EnglandENG
  • 🇬🇭GhanaGHA
  • 🇵🇦PanamaPAN

Road to the Final

The bracket fills as the knockouts begin. Every match gets its performance review the morning after.

Round of 32

32 teams

Round of 16

16 teams

Quarter-finals

8 teams

Semi-finals

4 teams

Final

2 teams

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All Match Reviews (1)

Mexico🇲🇽2-0🇿🇦South Africa6.8

2対0というスコアは一見おとなしく聞こえるが、90分以内に3枚のレッドカードが炸裂してこの試合を誰のセラピストも想定していなかったカオスの悪夢に変えたことに気づくまでの話だ。