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Thomas Geelens · R&B / Pop
“Your chorus reads like a TSA pat-down set to a beat.”
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Thomas Geelens · Pop / Indie
“You used the word 'sometimes' so many times it filed for workers' compensation.”
Thomas Geelens · Pop
“Your song has the emotional depth of a L'Oréal commercial with a minor key.”
Thomas Geelens · Country Pop
“You wrote a road movie where the car never arrives anywhere.”
“Your outro sounds like a life coach who charges by the affirmation.”
“Your song sounds like a Couples Retreat brochure gained sentience.”
Thomas Geelens · Acoustic / Indie
“You wrote a love letter so generic it could be a Google Translate test sentence.”
Thomas Geelens · Pop / Ballad
“You opened a tribute song with a disclaimer about how hard it was to write. The person you lost would've told you to just get on with it.”
“You wrote the bravest lyrics of your career and then used a word that doesn't exist.”
“You wrote a motivational poster and charged streaming royalties for it.”
“You asked "do I dare" so many times the word lost all meaning, which is technically a metaphor for your thirties.”
Thomas Geelens · Pop / Acoustic
“You wrote a blessing with a backup plan. That's not hope; that's an insurance policy.”
“You wrote seventeen "someone you knew"s and one actual verse. The ratio is concerning.”
“You spent four minutes building a legal case for heartbreak and then pardoned the defendant in the outro.”
“You spent three choruses saying you won't wait and then immediately started waiting.”
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