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Sexistential

Robyn · Electropop

タイトルトラックはIVFについての告白的な歌詞を2008年のアダム・サンドラーコメディへの言及と組み合わせている。

8.2/ 10
Cynical Sally roasts the music

Robynは8年間姿を消し、まるで去っていなかったかのように戻ってきた。Sexistentialは実際に踊りたくなる実存的危機だ。

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The bright side

46歳のRobynはIVF、シングルマザー、欲望について、Dancing On My Ownを世代のアンセムにしたのと同じ感情的精度で書いている。

The issues (3)
01

Eight-year gaps between albums

Fans had to survive on a single Honey album for nearly a decade. Some of us developed entire personalities in that time.

The fix  Release music more than once per geological era. Your fans are aging in real time.

02

The Zohan reference

The title track references a 2008 Adam Sandler movie. In a song about IVF. In 2026.

The fix  Sometimes the weird flex works. This time it mostly does. Mostly.

03

Sequencing choices

The album front-loads its most accessible tracks, leaving the experimental back half feeling like a different record.

The fix  Trust your audience to handle the weird stuff early. They waited 8 years. They can handle it.

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Printed with disdain · Cynical Sally