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The Survival Horror Vault

A decade of survival horror, every one of them roasted. Click in if you dare.

Survival Horror· 20 Jun 20267.5

Cronos: The New Dawn

You proved you can build your own nightmare from scratch, you just forgot to make it survivable.

Survival Horror· 20 Jun 20266.0

Slitterhead

You invented a brilliant way to body-swap into anyone, then trapped that genius inside the same mission on repeat.

Survival Horror· 20 Jun 20269.0

Silent Hill 2

You were the studio nobody trusted with this, and you walked out of the fog with a near-flawless remake instead.

Survival Horror· 20 Jun 20266.0

Until Dawn

You charged sixty dollars to repaint a game that still costs twenty next to it on the same store.

Survival Horror· 20 Jun 20267.0

Still Wakes the Deep

You built a gorgeous 1975 oil rig and a haunting Scottish nightmare, then forgot to give me much of anything to actually do on it.

Survival Horror· 20 Jun 20268.0

Crow Country

You resurrected PS1-era survival horror in an abandoned theme park and somehow made the nostalgia feel like a fresh scare.

Survival Horror· 20 Jun 20267.5

The Outlast Trials

You turned the loneliest horror franchise into a group chat, and somehow the screaming got funnier.

Survival Horror· 20 Jun 20269.0

Alan Wake 2

You waited thirteen years to write a sequel, then wrote three games at once and somehow nailed all of them.

Survival Horror· 20 Jun 20268.5

Amnesia: The Bunker

You dropped the sanity meter, handed me a noisy generator, and built the scariest thing in years out of silence.

Survival Horror· 20 Jun 20269.5

Resident Evil 4

You took the game everyone already called perfect and somehow gave the perfectionists a reason to apologize.

Survival Horror· 20 Jun 20269.0

Dead Space

You took a corpse EA left floating in space and reanimated it better than the Necromorphs ever managed.

Survival Horror· 20 Jun 20266.5

The Callisto Protocol

You had the co-creator of Dead Space, a prison moon, and a gorgeous engine, then handed players combat that fights back the wrong way.

Survival Horror· 20 Jun 20268.5

Signalis

You built a PS1-haunted love letter so good the Game Awards pretended it didn't exist.

Survival Horror· 20 Jun 20268.0

Resident Evil Village

You sold twelve million copies of a horror game on the strength of one tall lady, and honestly, respect.

Survival Horror· 20 Jun 20266.0

The Medium

You rendered two worlds at once and forgot to put a good game in either of them.

Survival Horror· 20 Jun 20267.5

Resident Evil 3

You built the most thrilling RE remake and then ran out of Raccoon City before I finished my coffee.

Survival Horror· 20 Jun 20269.3

Resident Evil 2

You remade a 1998 classic so well you accidentally set the bar every horror studio now trips over.

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The Evil Within 2

You fixed everything that broke the first game and quietly misplaced some of the terror on the way out.

Survival Horror· 20 Jun 20267.0

Outlast 2

You traded the asylum for an Arizona cult and kept the only weapon Sally respects: a camcorder and the good sense to run.

Survival Horror· 20 Jun 20269.0

Resident Evil 7: Biohazard

You went first-person, found a haunted swamp family, and dragged a franchise that had become a Michael Bay movie back to actual horror.

Survival Horror· 20 Jun 20268.0

SOMA

You wrote a horror game that haunts you with questions about consciousness long after the monsters stopped being scary, which is exactly the problem and exactly the point.

Survival Horror· 20 Jun 20267.0

The Evil Within

The father of Resident Evil came back to teach the genre a lesson, then spent half of it teaching you to hate the letterbox bars.

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