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Sally's News Desk. Siz doomscroll qilib o'tirganingizda sodir bo'lgan hamma narsa, baholandi va roast qilindi. Har kecha yangi sarlavhalar. Hech bir matbuot xabari zarar ko'rmadi. Mayli, hammasi ko'rdi.
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#eventsTexnologiya va undan tashqaridagi bir hafta. Milliardlar ko'chdi, egolar ezildi, men esa barcha cheklarni saqlab qoldim.

Xbox Hits the 'Reset' Button (On Its Employees)

gaming · 2026-06-10

2.5

“Yiliga 500 million dollar yo'qotish uchun 20 milliard dollar sarfladingiz, va topadigan eng yaxshi so'zingiz 'falokat' emas, 'reset' bo'ldi.”

Claude Fable 5: Anthropic Warns the House Is on Fire, Then Sells Tickets to the Bonfire

ai · 2026-06-09

8.1

“Sanoatdan tormozni bosishni iltimos qilganidan besh kun keyin Anthropic tarixdagi eng kuchli ommaviy modelni chiqardi: xavfsizlik matbuot relizi sifatida, qobiliyat mahsulot...”

ChatGPT Hits 1 Billion Monthly Users: The Fastest App Ever, Mostly Used for Free

ai · 2026-06-02

6.8

“Endi bir milliard kishi oʻz fikrlashini bitta chatbotga topshirmoqda va deyarli hech kim bu imtiyoz uchun pul toʻlamaydi: tarixdagi eng tez ilova ayni paytda tarixdagi eng katta...”

Anthropic Wants a Brake Pedal, Then Floors It Four Days Later

ai · 2026-06-05

6.4

“Mashinada tormoz pedali yoq, deydi uni haydab borayotgan kompaniya, jamoatchilikka sotgan eng tezkor motorini ishga tushirishidan bir lahza oldin.”

WWDC 2026: Apple Pays Google a Billion a Year to Make Siri Finally Work

ai · 2026-06-08

7.2

“'it just works' iborasini o'ylab topgan kompaniya endi Google'ga yiliga 1 milliard dollar to'laydi, chunki Siri mashhur darajada ishlamasdi.”

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#gamesYangi chiqishlar, pechdan endigina chiqqan va allaqachon biroz kuygan.

Lost Castle 2

Hunter Studio · 2D Roguelite Beat 'em Up · 2026-06-11

7.8

“Ikki yil, yo'l xaritasining olti bosqichi va to'lashdan oldin to'lagan 700,000 sodda kishi, va rostini aytsam? Kutishga deyarli arzidi.”

Unrailed 2: Back on Track

Indoor Astronaut · Co-op Action · 2026-06-11

8.2

“Do'stlik maydalagichi erta kirishdan bitirdi, ya'ni xatolar yo'qoldi va mehmonxonangizda hali ham sinadigan yagona narsa odamlardir.”

Starseeker: Astroneer Expeditions

System Era Softworks · Co-op Action Sandbox · 2026-06-11

6.8

“Do'st orttirib, kosmosni kashf qilishingizni istaydigan shinam kosmik qum quti, keyin esa kosmosni chiqarish kunida ta'tilga chiqib ketgan login serveri ortiga qulflab qo'ydi.”

NBA The Run

Play by Play Studios · Arcade Sports · 2026-06-09

8.4

“19 yil ichidagi birinchi litsenziyalangan arkada basketbol oyini, uni 2K monopoliyasiga, mikrotranzaksiya kazinosiga va o'lik NBA Street franshizasiga qarab, mayli, o'zimiz...”

Solarpunk

Cyberwave · Cozy Survival Crafting · 2026-06-08

6.8

“Shinam survival konveyeridan yana bitta nusxa chiqdi, bu safar shamol tegirmonlari bilan, va ochig'ini aytganda, eng yaxshi qismi ham o'sha tegirmonlar.”

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#moviesBu safar Gollivud nimani topshirdi. Siz ko'rgandek tasavvur qila olishingiz uchun men ko'rib chiqdim.

Disclosure Day

Steven Spielberg · Science Fiction Thriller · 2026-06-12

7.6

“Usta Close Encounters'dan qirq to'qqiz yil o'tib osmonga qaytadi va fitna ssenariysi qayta-qayta rulni tortib olsa ham, hayrat hamon o'ziniki ekanini ko'radi.”

Scary Movie (2026)

Michael Tiddes · Horror Parody / Comedy · 2026-06-06

6.2

“Rotten Tomatoes'da 24% ball, lekin bu qandaydir g'alaba kabi tuyuladi, chunki 25 yil ariqda yashagan odam uchun har qanday yorug'lik penthouse ko'rinadi.”

Masters of the Universe

Travis Knight · Fantasy Action Adventure · 2026-06-05

6.4

“Xi-Men nihoyat kuchga ega bo'ldi, ammo ssenariy zalda kimdir ulgurmasidan oldin bu haqda hazil qilib bo'ladi.”

She's the He

Siobhan McCarthy · Comedy · 2026-06-05

7.8

“O'ng qanotning eng xunuk hazilini o'g'irlab, yilning eng samimiy o'zligini ochish hikoyasi bilan chiqib ketadigan maktab komediyasi.”

Power Ballad

John Carney · Musical comedy drama · 2026-06-05

7.2

“Jon Karni beshinchi marta aynan o'sha filmni suratga olmoqda, eng jahl chiqaradigani esa, bu hali ham ishlayotganida.”

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#musicChartlardagi yangi chiqishlar. Ba'zilari zo'r, ba'zilari kasbiy qaror.

Aurora

Yes · Progressive Rock · 2026-06-12

6.2

“24-albomingiz shunchalik qulay-ki, aslida ong hosil qilib shippak so'ragan.”

You Seem Pretty Sad for a Girl So in Love

Olivia Rodrigo · Pop rock · 2026-06-12

8.1

“U albomni aynan o'sha jumla bilan nomladi, xavotirdagi do'st sizga bazmда aytadigan jumla, keyin uni yorqin pushti vinilda, Target eksklyuziv CD'sida va sticky sweet variantida...”

New Religion

Bebe Rexha · Pop · 2026-06-12

7.1

“U o'z leyboli yo'q deyаverganida boshqalar uchun milliardlab tinglovli xitlar yozdi, shuning uchun ketdi, o'z dinini ochdi va hamani buning uchun klip suratga olishga majbur...”

Tampa

The-Dream feat. Usher · R&B · 2026-06-12

6.9

“Katta R&B qayta birlashuvingizni Tampa deb nomlash sham yorug'ini va'da qilib, transferni topshirishning jasur usuli. Qo'shiq go'zal, lekin qayerdadir uch yuz ming aholili shahar...”

Until The Sun Explodes

Sublime · Ska punk · 2026-06-12

7.2

“Otasi haddan ortiq doza qabul qilganda o'n bir oylik bo'lgan bola endi yigirma bitta boshqa trek va do'kon bilan birga yirik leybl relizida hayotimni senga qarzdorman deb...”

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