Music Reviews & News
Reviews, releases and updates. Every track dissected bar by bar, with zero mercy.
Oh yeah?
Siz Parijga albom yozishga ucdingiz va shindagi tishingizga qo'l qo'yilgan qator bilan qaytib chiqiz.
Frozen Charlotte
Siz hava yoʻq qilgan qirq ikki daqiqalik albom qildingiz va norozi janrga aytdingiz.
Splat!
Ular insoniylikni yoki oxiri haqida chuqur meditatsiya yozdilari va uni shamol oynasida hasharot chiqaradigan tovush bilan nomlashdi.
Foreign Tongues
Mehmon ro'yxati ko'p guruhlarning kareralaridan uzunroq, va uning yarmiga Stones uchun amplarni tashishda yordam berish kerak bo'ladi.
Confessions II
Faqat Madonna o'zining 2005 ni frenshiza qiladi va keyin davomni yaxshi qilish uchun mutlaq jur'at bo'ladi.
singasong
Pharrell va Dylan Bradyni yollang, keyin o'z ikki yulduzinggizni aralash ichiga shunchalik chuqur ko'mdiligningizki, debyutasi idol biriktirilgan chiqaruvchi demo kabi eshitiladi.
Return to the Return (of the Spectrum of Intergalactic Happiness)
Siz davom bo'limini davom ettirdingiz, uni to'lqin oyida chiqardingiz va Chopinni gipnoz lentasi yonida nmunadingiz. Buning eng belgi to'g'ri keladigan narsasi bu qandaydir tarzda ishlaydi.
Forever Now
Carpe diem kontseptsiyasi albomi shunday xavfsiz emaski, kunga ushlanish bilan taqqoslanganda ko'proq rejalashtirilayotgandek tuyuladi.
The Wow! Signal
Siz yigirma yil Black Holes 2 ni va'da qildingiz va oxir-oqibat isbotlangansiz, ya'ni sizning buyuk qaytishingiz siz kimchi bo'lganingizning davomi.
The Ground Above
Albom hashamat. Sharhlar butunlay Talk Talk solishtirmasida yozilgan gvonka xolat.
I Built You a Tower
Sen shunchaki formaga qaytish albomini yaratmading, rok tanqidchisining eng sevimli hikoyasini yozding va keyin uni ishlatmaslikka chorlading.
Dear God
Siz uni identifikator deklaratsiyasi deb nomladingiz. Bu ko'proq qolish uchun ishonchga ega bo'lgan ajoyib albom.
Sweating Someone Else's Fever
Siz o'n besh yil g'oyib bo'ldingiz va qaytishni eski taksi ofisida yozib oldingiz, ya'ni so'zma-so'z uyga uzoq yo'l bilan qaytdingiz.
RE:CREATED
Bu 2026 yilning eng yaxshi alt rok albomi, faqat bitta kichik shart bilan: birinchisi hech qachon mavjud bo'lmaganiga hammamiz rozi bo'lsak.
EUSEXUA Afterglow
Sen qurol omboringdagi eng kuchli qurolni, yani ovozingni, oz tuman mashinang ostiga komib qoyding.
The Story of Michael and Tanya
Sen butun nikohingni yalang'ochlading va uni tanishtirish uchun Whoopi Goldbergni olib kelding, so'ng har bir qo'shiqni go'yo bino yonib kul bo'lishidan oldingi so'nggi qo'shiqdek kuyladingda.
Whack's Museum
Hali tiriklingda gullaringni soʻrading, soʻng bizga yigirma yetti daqiqada soʻliydigan guldasta uzatding.
Black Mozart
Sizning Mozart albomingizdagi eng yorqin lahza, siz Mozart'ni ijro etishni to'xtatadigan lahza. Vaziyatni o'qing, agar bunga uddasidan chiqolmasangiz, taqrizlarni o'qing.
Castle Park
Ko'pchilik ijodkorlar 2011-yilgi chiqarilmagan demolarini yashiradi. Graham Coxon esa o'zinikini ramkaga soladi, uni xazina deb ataydi, va eng yomoni shuki, u butunlay haq.
Iceman
Sen uchta albom chiqarmading, bitta albomni uch marta chiqarding va reytinglarni yoʻq deyishga jurʼat qiling deb chaqirding.
can we do it all again?
O'n sakkiz trek, mehmonlarning kichik qo'shini, va albomdagi eng esda qoladigan ovoz hamon sarlavhadagi savol belgisi.
Kicking My Feet & Screaming
Uni Kicking My Feet & Screaming deb atading, ammo butun albomdagi eng baland tovush xavf bo'lishi kerak bo'lgan joydagi sukunatdir.
My Mess, My Heart, My Life
Buni hayotingda qilgan eng halol ishing deb atashing faqat o'sha halollik o'zingga o'xshasa hisobga o'tadi, bu yili akustik gitara ko'targan boshqa har qanday samimiy bolakayga emas.
Reality Awaits
Siz o'zingizni qaytadan kashf qilishingiz shart emas edi, faqat hamon shu yerda bo'lishni istayotgandek eshitilishingiz kerak edi, va eng yaxshi lahzalarda nihoyat shundaysiz.
Dollar Bill / Frozen Charlotte
Siz o'zingizning do'koningizda albomni yashirab oldi va fanlarni uni topishni kutdingiz, bu rok and roll-da eng xudoja saf harakat yoki siz butun PR jamoadir ishini havola qilib jo'natdingiz va hech kimga haber berishdingiz yo'q degan dalildir.
Khemmis (Self-Titled Fifth Album)
Siz beshinchi albomingizni o'zingiz nomiga beradingiz, bu yoki ishonchning ustaligi yoki ritual sizning sarlavha uchun mas'ul bo'lgan miyangizni iste'mol qilganiga ko'rsatuvchi.
girls like girls the album
Siz 2015 yilgi bitta bopni roman, film va 14 trekli albumga aylantiridingiz, bu yo ko'zni quvnoq inshoot ya'ni dunyoni qurish yoki qo'shiqning munosib nafaqaga chiqishiga ruxsat berishdan eng batafsil bosh tortish.
Aurora
24-albomingiz shunchalik qulay-ki, aslida ong hosil qilib shippak so'ragan.
You Seem Pretty Sad for a Girl So in Love
U albomni aynan o'sha jumla bilan nomladi, xavotirdagi do'st sizga bazmда aytadigan jumla, keyin uni yorqin pushti vinilda, Target eksklyuziv CD'sida va sticky sweet variantida sotdi, demak yurak yarasi haqiqiy va savdo stoli ochiq. Qiz xafa, savatcha to'la, va qayerdadir Geffen jadvali har qachongidan baxtliroq.
New Religion
U o'z leyboli yo'q deyаverganida boshqalar uchun milliardlab tinglovli xitlar yozdi, shuning uchun ketdi, o'z dinini ochdi va hamani buning uchun klip suratga olishga majbur qildi. Ajal nihoyat garovni ozod qildi, va garov qilgan birinchi ish o'n uchta singl chiqarish bo'ldi.
Tampa
Katta R&B qayta birlashuvingizni Tampa deb nomlash sham yorug'ini va'da qilib, transferni topshirishning jasur usuli. Qo'shiq go'zal, lekin qayerdadir uch yuz ming aholili shahar hech kim undan so'ramagan eng romantik narsaga aylanib qoldi.
Until The Sun Explodes
Otasi haddan ortiq doza qabul qilganda o'n bir oylik bo'lgan bola endi yigirma bitta boshqa trek va do'kon bilan birga yirik leybl relizida hayotimni senga qarzdorman deb kuylaydi. Yara tuzalib, mahsulotga aylandi. Bradleyga hech qachon ketishga ruxsat berilmadi; katalog buni ta'minladi.
Iconic by Mistake
Uchala guruhga egalik qiladigan leybl haterlar ularni xato bilan ikonik qilib qo'ygani haqida qo'shiq yozdi, keyin esa uni yilning eng aniq hisoblangan kunida chiqardi. Binodagi yagona xato hech kim bu kuchaytirish ustidagi majlislar xonasi barmoq izlarini sezmaydi deb taxmin qilish edi.
I Built You a Tower
Death Cab hech kim ularga pul to'lamagan paytlarida yaxshi bo'lganini eslash uchun major leyblda yigirma ikki yil o'tkazishi kerak bo'ldi. Qayg'u, aftidan, marketing bo'limisiz yaxshiroq ishlaydi.
Inferno
O'n uch yillik sukunatdan keyingi buyuk kashfiyot shuki, qiyomat qo'lida Injil va uzunroq xronometraj bilan Boards of Canadaga o'xshab jaranglaydi. Mif yozib bergan cheklarni trek ro'yxati yetmish daqiqada zo'rg'a deyarli naqd qiladi.
Sanctuary
So'nggi yillardagi eng yaxshi Evanescence albomi, bu esa chegara o'n yil polda yotganini aytishning muloyim usuli hamdir. Amy Lee bu ovozni 2003-yilda ixtiro qilgan va taqlidchilari uchun eng achchiq haqiqat shuki, u yarim uyqusiragan holda ham buni ulardan yaxshiroq qiladi.
Dinner Party
Niall shunchalik beozor albom yaratdiki, hatto mening nafratim ham undan sirg'alib tushadi. O'n ikki qo'shiq, puls ko'tarilishi nol, xona haroratining audio ekvivalenti.
An Eraser and a Maze
Ijodiy erkinlik uchun leybl bilan yigirma yetti yil kurashdi, va Brok bu erkinlik bilan qilgan birinchi ishi kimdir unga nega tasma taqqanini isbotlash bo'ldi. O'chirg'ich sarlavhaning o'zida turgan edi-ku, Isaak. Ishlatsang bo'lardi.
Cry Baby
Vince shunchalik quruq pank albom yaratdiki, haqiqiy panklar uning yonida teatr maktabi bolalaridek eshitiladi. Cry Babyda yig'layotgan yagona narsa bu burilishni sinab ko'rib, oxiri Limp Bizkit tribyut guruhini boshqarib qolgan har bir reper.
The Boys of Dungeon Lane
Bu go'zal sharaf aylanasi, lekin u bironta nota kuylashidan oldin stadion allaqachon oyoqqa turganini yo'q deb ko'rsatmaylik. Pol Makkartni 47 daqiqalik choynak ovozini chiqarsa ham baribir birinchi o'ringa chiqadi va qalbining tub-tubida buni o'zi ham biladi.
Lemonade
Bu albom yozilmagan, u ISO standartiga muvofiq ishlab chiqarilgan, va Seulning qaysidir burchagida bitta elektron jadval o'zidan juda faxrlanmoqda. Haqiqatan ham Lemonade: siqilgan, filtrlangan, pasterizatsiya qilingan va tarkibida birorta ham haqiqiy limon yo'qligi kafolatlangan.
I Knew It, I Knew You
Bir milliarder 1995 yildan beri bolaligingizni qayta sotayotgan korporatsiya uchun tashlab ketilgan o'yinchoq haqida ko'z yoshi qo'shig'ini yozdi, va qayerdadir marketing rahbari chorak prognozlariga qarab chin ko'z yosh to'kdi. Qo'g'irchoq tashlab ketiladi; hisob-faktura esa hech qachon.
8 Months
Eight months is also the length of every relationship Thomas's target demographic has had since 2019. He is not so much describing a personal experience as he is providing a piece of customizable software. That is either smart writing or accidental marketing. Both, probably.
25 Was Us
Naming a track 25 Was Us in 2026 means committing to a piece of writing that will only fully land for people currently between 22 and 30. The song is going to age like a Polaroid. Beautifully and slightly out of focus.
MDMA
Naming a song MDMA is a marketing decision before it is an artistic one. Every algorithmic playlist that touches party themes will pick it up. Every parent will not. Whether you find that funny or cynical depends on your relationship to streaming economics.
Wild
Naming a track Wild in 2026 is choosing to be findable by no one and discoverable by nobody. The algorithm will throw it onto playlists. The listener will not remember the name when it ends. That is a tradeoff Thomas has made consciously or accidentally.
Never Over
Never Over is also a song that will be played on every "still not over them" Spotify mood playlist for the next eight years. That is a great revenue model. It is a less great way to be remembered as an artist.
Waste Your Pain
'Don't waste your pain on me' qatori hech qachon avtobusni kutmagan birovning hissiy og'irligi bilan yetkaziladi.
Iceman
Iceman is what happens when a generational talent decides that the safest version of his work is the version worth releasing. Drake at his peak made music that felt like a person was inside it. Iceman feels like a quarterly report.
Silhouette
A song called Silhouette in 2026 is a song that is trying to be evocative on the cheap. Imagery this generic should be earned with writing this precise, and the lyric does not quite get there. Production saves the track. Production cannot save the title.
Mr Know It All
Matn 'Mr Know It All, meni umuman tanimading' uch daqiqa davomida ozgina qayta shakllantirilgan holda takrorlanadi.
Sandbox
A lesser band would have made an album about how their fans rediscovered them. The All-American Rejects had the discipline to make an album about the people they have become instead. That distinction is rarer than it should be.
Too Soon
A song called Too Soon will be on every Spotify "wish things ended differently" playlist for the next decade. That is steady revenue and an unmistakable signal that the algorithm has decided what kind of artist Thomas is allowed to be in 2026.
Dandelion
Ikkita trek aniq Morgan Wallen pitch outtake-lari.
Echolalia
Echolalia is not made for streaming algorithms, casual listeners, or background play. That is its strength and the source of every complaint anyone will make about it. The album sets terms. You can take them or you can leave them alone.
Your Eyes
A song called Your Eyes in 2026 is a song that was not going to be searchable, memorable, or culturally distinguishable from the 4,000 other songs called Your Eyes. Production saves it. Production should not have to.
Cruel World
Hali ham Sam Fender xususiyati va ma'lum bir bolaga oid ikkita qo'shiq bor.
In Times of Dragons
The mythological lyrical framework will alienate listeners who cannot follow her there. That has been true since 1992 and Tori has never adjusted for it. That is the entire point of being Tori Amos.
Kissed Her More
Kissed Her More is also a title that confirms Sally's long-standing thesis that all of Thomas's 2026 song names are tweet-length confessions trying very hard to look like art. They are tweet-length confessions that happen to be wrapped in art. The distinction is doing a lot of work.
Of All People
Dave Grohl 2011 yildan beri 'Of All People' ni qo'shiq sarlavhasi sifatida yozib kelmoqda.
She Did It Again
She Did It Again is a perfectly engineered single that will earn its streams and disappear from cultural memory the moment the next Tyla song arrives. Both artists are operating at the floor of their talent, which is still well above most peers.
Going Shopping
Sarlavha Going Shopping. Qo'shiq Going Shopping haqida. Bu yerda qatlamlar yo'q.
Lose Your Self
Syurpriz chiqish strategiyasi badiiy ishlaydi va tijorat jihatidan muvaffaqiyatsizlikka uchraydi.
10 Til Midnight
Albom 17 trek uzunlikda chunki Death Row da hech kim unga yo'q demagan.
Holy Thread (from The Devil Wears Prada 2)
To'rt daqiqa bu qo'shiq uchun biroz uzun.
Pinky Up
'Pinky up like royalty' hooki to'rtta A&R rahbari tomonidan tasdiqlangan qatorga o'xshaydi.
EXPERIMENTAL RAP
Uni EXPERIMENTAL RAP deb atash faqat eksperiment hali davom etayotgan boʻlsa fleksdir, va bu nuqtada Peggi natijalarini chop etish uchun yetarli marta xuddi shu laboratoriya muolajasini takrorlagan.
Blue Morpho
Ed nihoyat Ed kabi yangraydigan yakkaxon albom yaratdi, bu Radiohead dagi vazifasi boshqalarni yaxshiroq eshittirish bo'lganini eslamaguncha g'alabadir.
the color of rain
Fojia the color of rain kam tinglashda emas, balki unga eng ko'p ehtiyoji bo'lganlar naqaratdan uzunroq har narsani o'tkazib yuborishga o'rgatilganidadir.
Ugly Duckling Union
Ugly Duckling Union yotoqxona buzilganini anglagan yotoqxona guruhining, post-punk pedalbordli yangi ochiq rejali studiya boshidanoq xohlagan narsasi bo'lganiga o'zini ishontirishga urinishining ovozidir.
Live From Mexico
Jonli albom qoshiqlar nima uchun mavjud bolishi kerakligi haqidagi hujjat bolishi kerak. Bu gastrol nima uchun mavjud bolishi kerakligi haqidagi hujjat va bu butunlay boshqa va anchagina qimmatroq savol.
Florescence
Qoʻshiqlarning oʻzi yarim ochilgan holatda qolganda uchinchi albomingizni "Florescence" deb atash — bu faqat adabiyot fakulteti bitiruvchisi qoʻyishga jurʼat eta oladigan va faqat matbuot kotibasi himoya qila oladigan turdagi sarlavhadir.
Love Is The New Gangsta
2026 yilda albomingizni Love Is The New Gangsta deb atash tezis emas, bu 2028 yilda jimgina yopib qo'yadigan tatuirovka.
Everyone For Ten Minutes
Pop chartlarining yarmini prodyuserlik qilib, keyin esa o'z albomingni o'zing yaratgan ijodkorlarga bag'ishlangan tribute to'plamiga o'xshab eshitilganda hayron bo'lganday qilolmaysan.
Blog Era Boyz
"Blog Era Boyz" bu algoritm sizning haqiqiy prodyuseringiz va haqiqiy maqsadli auditoriyangiz hech kimga aytmaydigan SoundCloud akkauntiga ega 33 yoshli marketing menejeri bo'lganda loyihaga qo'yiladigan nomdir.
Sexistential
Sarlavha treki IVF haqidagi e'tirof so'zlarini Adam Sandler komediyasiga havolalar bilan birlashtiradi.
THIS MUSIC MAY CONTAIN HOPE
17 trek. O'n yetti.
Whatever's Clever!
Albom sarlavhasida undov belgisi bor.
Younger You
Ikki daqiqa. Qo'shiq ikki daqiqa davom etadi.
ALL ROADS LEAD HOME
Yettita trek. Shepherd's Bushda partizan marketing bilan chiqarilgan.
ARIRANG
Bir haftada to'rt million nusxa.
Kiss All the Time. Disco, Occasionally.
Albom nomi 2014 yilgi Tumblr biografiyasi.
HADES
Distopiya va patriarxal yomonlik haqida o'n sakkiz trek. O'n sakkiz.