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Baş Eleştiri Sorumlusu · “I've seen better. I've always seen better.”
Bir link, ekran görüntüsü veya dosya at. Herkesin düşündüğü ama kimsenin söyleyemediği şeyleri söyleyeceğim.
"Son halini vermiş" öğrenci? Ödevi at. "Yakında çıkıyor" diyen geliştirici? Landing page'i at. "Etkileşim" peşinde koşan pazarlamacı? Reklamı at. "Şirin" diyen emlakçı? İlanı at. "Temiz portfolyo"su olan tasarımcı? Linki at. Kanıtları getir. Hayal kırıklığını ben getiririm.
Buraya bir şey atarak kabul etmiş olursun: sıkıcı yasal kısım & daha da sıkıcı koşulları.
Cynical Sally is the internet's most brutally honest critic. Drop any URL — a website, a LinkedIn profile, a Spotify track, or even your online portfolio — and Sally will tell you exactly what everyone is thinking but nobody dares to say. No sugarcoating. No mercy. Just raw, unfiltered feedback wrapped in sharp wit and sarcasm. Whether you need a reality check on your latest project or simply want to be entertained, Sally delivers honest reviews in seconds.
1. Paste a URL, upload a screenshot, or drop a file
Sally accepts any public URL, screenshot, PDF, or document. Websites, social media profiles, resumes, app store listings, restaurant menus — if it exists on the internet, Sally has an opinion about it.
2. Pick your roast level
Choose a Quick Roast for fast, entertaining burns — or go for The Full Truth, a professional deep-dive review complete with a scorecard, issue analysis, and actionable fixes.
3. Get your feedback
Sally delivers her verdict in a conversational chat format. Share the results as a burn card with friends, or use the professional report to actually improve what you built.
See what Sally found when she reviewed real websites.
Is Cynical Sally free?
Yes. Quick Roasts are completely free — you get 3 per day. Want the full picture? You can buy a single Full Truth report for a one-time fee, or join Sally's SuperClub for unlimited professional reviews with scorecards, issue analysis, and actionable fixes.
Is this AI-generated feedback?
Sally is powered by advanced AI, but her personality, wit, and review methodology are carefully crafted to deliver feedback that is both entertaining and genuinely useful. Every review is unique to the content you submit.
Can Sally review content in other languages?
Absolutely. Sally speaks 10 languages — English, Dutch, French, Spanish, German, Portuguese, Italian, Japanese, Turkish, and Polish — each with their own regional personality and cultural flair.
Are my roasts private?
Your roast content is never shared or published. Sally remembers your domain so she can track whether you actually improved — that's the whole point. But your roast text, uploaded files, and personal data stay between you and Sally. No tracking, no ads, no creepy stuff. The case studies you see on this site were voluntarily published by the site owners themselves.
What happens to my uploaded files and screenshots?
Nothing leaves Sally's hands. Your documents, screenshots, and files are processed by Sally in real time and immediately destroyed after the review is generated. We never store, read, or share your uploaded content. No human ever sees it — only Sally does, and she forgets everything the moment she's done roasting it.
Is there a Chrome extension?
Coming soon. The Cynical Sally Chrome extension will let you roast any page you're browsing with a single click, right from your browser toolbar. Stay tuned.