Younger You
Miley Cyrus · Pop
Reviewed
The Roast
“Miley Cyrus a ecrit une lettre a son moi plus jeune pour le Special 20e Anniversaire de Hannah Montana et a reussi a en faire a la fois un moment emotionnel sincere et une opportunite de licence Disney.”
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The Bright Side
Depourvue d'ironie pour une fois, Cyrus livre une performance vocale qui prouve qu'elle n'a jamais eu besoin de la boule de demolition.
Hardest Sneer
“Deux minutes. La chanson dure deux minutes. Pour un special Disney celebrant une emission terminee il y a 15 ans.”
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Issues (2)
Weaponized nostalgia
Receipt
This single exists to make you feel old. Mission accomplished. Twenty years since Hannah Montana means your childhood is now eligible for a retrospective.
Fix
There is no fix. Time is undefeated. Miley knows it and she is leveraging it.
Two-minute runtime
Receipt
In an era of streaming padding, a 2-minute song feels like either a statement or an afterthought.
Fix
If the emotion lands in two minutes, two minutes is enough. It lands.