Sexistential
Robyn · Electropop
Reviewed
The Roast
“Robyn a disparu pendant 8 ans et est revenue comme si elle n'etait jamais partie. Sexistential est la crise existentielle sur laquelle vous danseriez vraiment.”
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The Bright Side
A 46 ans, Robyn ecrit sur la FIV, la maternite celibataire et le desir avec la meme precision emotionnelle qui a fait de Dancing On My Own un hymne generationnel.
Hardest Sneer
“Le morceau titre associe des paroles confessionnelles sur la FIV avec des references a la comedie Adam Sandler de 2008. Robyn est la seule artiste vivante qui pourrait faire marcher ca.”
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Issues (3)
Eight-year gaps between albums
Receipt
Fans had to survive on a single Honey album for nearly a decade. Some of us developed entire personalities in that time.
Fix
Release music more than once per geological era. Your fans are aging in real time.
The Zohan reference
Receipt
The title track references a 2008 Adam Sandler movie. In a song about IVF. In 2026.
Fix
Sometimes the weird flex works. This time it mostly does. Mostly.
Sequencing choices
Receipt
The album front-loads its most accessible tracks, leaving the experimental back half feeling like a different record.
Fix
Trust your audience to handle the weird stuff early. They waited 8 years. They can handle it.