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Sexistential

Robyn · Electropop

Le morceau titre associe des paroles confessionnelles sur la FIV avec des references a la comedie Adam Sandler de 2008. Robyn est la seule artiste vivante qui pourrait faire marcher ca.

8.2/ 10
Cynical Sally roasts the music

Robyn a disparu pendant 8 ans et est revenue comme si elle n'etait jamais partie. Sexistential est la crise existentielle sur laquelle vous danseriez vraiment.

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The bright side

A 46 ans, Robyn ecrit sur la FIV, la maternite celibataire et le desir avec la meme precision emotionnelle qui a fait de Dancing On My Own un hymne generationnel.

The issues (3)
01

Eight-year gaps between albums

Fans had to survive on a single Honey album for nearly a decade. Some of us developed entire personalities in that time.

The fix  Release music more than once per geological era. Your fans are aging in real time.

02

The Zohan reference

The title track references a 2008 Adam Sandler movie. In a song about IVF. In 2026.

The fix  Sometimes the weird flex works. This time it mostly does. Mostly.

03

Sequencing choices

The album front-loads its most accessible tracks, leaving the experimental back half feeling like a different record.

The fix  Trust your audience to handle the weird stuff early. They waited 8 years. They can handle it.

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Printed with disdain · Cynical Sally