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Melanie Martinez · Alt-Pop

Dix-huit morceaux sur la dystopie et le mal patriarcal. Dix-huit. Martinez a regarde l'album de 17 titres de RAYE et a dit 'tenez mon concept art.'

6.2/ 10
Cynical Sally roasts the music

Melanie Martinez a sorti un album concept de 18 titres sur la dystopie appele HADES, car apparemment PORTALS n'etait pas assez de mythologie pour une carriere.

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The bright side

Martinez est l'une des rares artistes pop a s'engager pleinement dans un univers visuel et conceptuel. Le premier single POSSESSION a atteint 33 millions de streams.

The issues (3)
01

18 tracks of concept

Eighteen songs exploring dystopian patriarchal traps is a lot. Even concept albums need pacing, and HADES occasionally forgets that not every thought deserves its own track.

The fix  A great 12-track album is hiding inside this 18-track one. Find it.

02

Subtlety deficit

Songs called 'Possession' and 'Uncanny Valley' exploring patriarchal evil leave nothing to interpretation. The metaphors are not metaphors when you explain them in the press release.

The fix  Trust the listener. Let the art speak. Stop annotating your own subtext.

03

Concept fatigue

After Cry Baby, K-12, and PORTALS, another mythology-driven concept album risks feeling formulaic even when the execution is strong.

The fix  Martinez has earned the right to make a record without a lore bible. Just once.

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Printed with disdain · Cynical Sally