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Black Mozart

Jon Batiste ยท Classical / Jazz Crossover

โ€œThe standout moment on your Mozart album is the one where you stop playing Mozart. Read the room, or failing that, read the reviews.โ€

6.0/ 10
Cynical Sally roasts the music
The bright side

The concept is genuinely ambitious and the Juneteenth framing gives it real weight, and at its peak Batiste bridges centuries of music inside a single bar in a way almost nobody else would even attempt.

The issues (2)
01

Faithful when it should be fearless

โ€œCritics noted the album is strongest on Country Zart, where Batiste leaves Mozart behind, and flattest in the stretches where it merely reinterprets the source material.โ€

The fix ย Trust your own voice. The Batiste originals are the reason anyone presses play, so give them the whole record instead of treating them as detours.

02

A concept doing the heavy lifting

โ€œThe Juneteenth release date and the Black Mozart framing carry a weight that the straighter, faithful reinterpretations do not always live up to on their own.โ€

The fix ย Let the music make the argument the title is making. Fewer dutiful straight readings, more of the bold reinventions that actually justify the concept.

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Printed with disdain ยท Cynical Sally