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The Horror Movie Vault

A decade of horror cinema, every one of them roasted. Watch through your fingers.

Sci-Fi Psychological Horror· 21 Jun 20267.0

Backrooms

A teenager turned a free YouTube creepypasta into A24's biggest hit ever, and the maddening part is he mostly earned it.

Supernatural Psychological Horror· 12 Jun 20268.3

Obsession

A 750 thousand dollar horror film about a cursed wish out-earned half of Hollywood's franchise machine, and the only thing more cursed than the toy is the crew's pay stub.

Supernatural Horror· 21 Jun 20265.0

Lee Cronin's The Mummy

Cronin scrubs the Tom Cruise stink off The Mummy with gore and gothic dread, then forgets to write a movie underneath the atmosphere.

Japanese Psychological Horror· 21 Jun 20267.0

Exit 8

A video game about spotting anomalies in a looping hallway becomes a tense, smart piece of liminal horror, which is the last sentence anyone expected to write.

Slasher· 21 Jun 20264.0

Scream 7

The franchise's biggest box-office hit and one of its weakest films, which is the most Scream thing that has ever happened.

Survival Horror Thriller· 21 Jun 20268.0

Send Help

Sam Raimi crashes a plane onto a desert island and somehow lands a survival horror that owes nothing to anybody's franchise, you can feel the relief from here.

Post-Apocalyptic Horror· 21 Jun 20269.0

28 Years Later: The Bone Temple

Nia DaCosta takes Alex Garland's script, a satanic cult, and an Alpha Infected named Samson, and builds the best film the franchise has ever coughed up, infection has never been this articulate.

Natural Horror· 21 Jun 20266.0

Primate

A family chimp named Ben catches rabies and turns the living room into a kill box, Johannes Roberts delivers a nasty creature feature that's better than its premise has any right to be.

Supernatural Horror· 21 Jun 20266.0

The Conjuring: Last Rites

Ed and Lorraine Warren take one last haunting and the franchise takes nearly $500 million, the box office screamed louder than the reviews, which is its own kind of horror.

Mystery Horror· 21 Jun 20268.5

Weapons

You took the oldest horror trick, seventeen kids vanishing at once, and built a clockwork mystery so tight it makes most studio horror look like it skipped homework.

Post-Apocalyptic Horror· 21 Jun 20267.7

28 Years Later

You waited 28 years to reunite Boyle and Garland, shot the apocalypse on iPhones, and somehow made the divisiveness feel like the point.

Period Vampire Horror· 21 Jun 20269.0

Sinners

Your first original film, no franchise to hide behind, and you came out with twin Michael B. Jordans, 1932 Mississippi, an Irish vampire, and a record-setting awards run. Show-off.

Psychological Horror· 21 Jun 20267.8

Heretic

You took Hugh Grant, the most charming man alive, and weaponized that charm into a horror villain so good it got him Best Actor nominations. Cruelest casting trick of the year.

Slasher· 21 Jun 20266.0

Terrifier 3

You turned a clown with a hacksaw into a $90 million business model, and you did it without a single line of dialogue.

Body Horror· 21 Jun 20267.5

The Substance

You made the most disgusting movie of the year into an Oscar-nominated mirror, and Hollywood had to applaud while it flinched.

Supernatural Horror· 21 Jun 20268.0

Oddity

You built a whole haunted house out of one life-sized wooden man and the audacity actually worked.

Horror· 21 Jun 20266.5

Longlegs

You scared $128 million out of people by showing them almost nothing, then fumbled the part where you finally had to explain it.

Slasher· 21 Jun 20267.0

MaXXXine

You closed the trilogy with neon, sleaze, and Mia Goth, and she carried the bag while the rest of you napped.

Slasher· 21 Jun 20267.0

In a Violent Nature

You handed the camera to the killer and told the genre to watch its own reflection. Bold, slow, and occasionally a snooze.

Found Footage Horror· 21 Jun 20267.0

Late Night with the Devil

A 1977 talk show goes to hell on live TV, and David Dastmalchian hosts the apocalypse with a TV smile that never quite reaches his eyes.

Horror Thriller· 21 Jun 20267.0

The Passenger

A two-hander road trip with Kyle Gallner holding a knife to the whole movie's throat, and it mostly works.

Supernatural Horror· 21 Jun 20268.0

Talk to Me

Two YouTube pranksters made the slickest seance movie of the decade, and the joke is on every studio that ignored them.

Slasher· 21 Jun 20266.0

Terrifier 2

You crowdfunded a movie that made people faint in the aisles and turned a silent clown into a slasher icon, so I cannot pretend you failed.

Psychological Horror· 21 Jun 20267.0

Smile

A grin-curse that was supposed to die on streaming instead grinned its way to $217 million, which is the scariest twist in the movie.

Slasher· 21 Jun 20268.0

Pearl

You shot a secret prequel back-to-back with X, dressed it in Technicolor, and let Mia Goth monologue her way into horror history.

Horror· 21 Jun 20268.0

Barbarian

You turned a double-booked Airbnb into one of the nastiest bait-and-switches in modern horror, and you did it for four million dollars.

Horror Comedy· 21 Jun 20267.0

Bodies Bodies Bodies

You turned a party game into a clout-culture autopsy, and the corpses were funnier than the mystery.

Sci-Fi Horror· 21 Jun 20268.0

Nope

You shot a UFO Western on IMAX and dared us to look up, which is the whole terrifying point.

Supernatural Horror· 21 Jun 20267.0

The Black Phone

You turned a Joe Hill short story into a $161 million Blumhouse machine, and you did it on the back of two kids and one terrifying mask.

Slasher· 21 Jun 20268.0

X

A 1970s grindhouse throwback that knows desire and decay are the same horror movie.

Folk Horror· 21 Jun 20268.0

Midsommar

You turned a breakup into a folk-horror nightmare lit like a vitamin D commercial.

Horror· 21 Jun 20268.0

Us

Your follow-up to Get Out swings for a doppelganger invasion and mostly lands the punch.

Psychological Horror· 21 Jun 20269.0

Hereditary

A grief autopsy that happens to summon a cult, and your first feature, no less. Show-off.

Sci-Fi Horror· 21 Jun 20268.0

A Quiet Place

You turned 'shut up' into a $340 million blockbuster. Jim from the office, who knew.

Supernatural Horror· 21 Jun 20267.0

It

You floated a 700 million dollar coming-of-age movie that occasionally remembers to be scary.

Psychological Horror· 21 Jun 20269.0

Get Out

A meet-the-parents nightmare that won an Oscar and rewired what mainstream horror is allowed to be about.

Folk Horror· 21 Jun 20268.0

The Witch

You made a flawless 1630s nightmare, then watched audiences boo it for not having a clown.

Supernatural Horror· 21 Jun 20268.0

It Follows

You turned a thing that just walks toward you into the best 2 million dollars horror ever spent.

Psychological Horror· 21 Jun 20268.0

The Babadook

You made a grief allegory so good the monster moved out and became a pride icon.

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