Movie Reviews

Film critics get paid to be diplomatic. Sally watches the movies, has opinions, and doesn't care if the director is your favorite.

Reviewed (3)

Loverboy: Vertrouw Niemand

5.8

Danny Leysner · Crime / Drama · 2026-03-26

“A Dutch crime sequel that tackles human trafficking with the subtlety of a sledgehammer, but at least it swings hard enough to leave a mark.”

Project Hail Mary

8.4

Phil Lord & Christopher Miller · Sci-Fi / Drama · 2026-03-20

“Ryan Gosling talks to a space spider for two hours and somehow made the whole planet cry. Andy Weir keeps getting away with it.”

The Smashing Machine

7.1

Benny Safdie · Biography / Sports Drama · 2025-10-03

“Dwayne Johnson stopped being The Rock long enough to actually act, and Benny Safdie turned an MMA biopic into something that hurts in all the right ways.”

Coming Soon (3)

They Will Kill You

Kirill Sokolov

Action / Comedy / Horror

2026-03-27

Marc by Sofia

Sofia Coppola

Documentary

2026-03-27

Alpha

Julia Ducournau

Horror / Drama

2026-03-27

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