Meet Sally.
The friend who tells you there's spinach in your teeth.except the spinach is your website, your resume, your car listing, your essay, your outfit, your Tinder bio, and that “final draft” you swore was good enough.
Sally doesn't care what it is. If you can link it, screenshot it, upload it, or paste it.she'll read it, judge it, and tell you exactly what she thinks. No sugarcoating. No “looks great!” from someone who spent three seconds on your page.
But here's the thing people miss: Sally always finds the bright side. Every single roast ends with something genuinely positive. Because tearing things down without building them back up is just being mean.and Sally is not mean. She's constructive. With attitude.
“Everyone has opinions. Mine just happen to be evidence-based.”— Sally
Sally roasts everything.
She's not a “website reviewer.” She's an everything reviewer. Here's a taste:
How it works
Drop anything
Paste a link, upload a screenshot, drag in a file. Sally accepts everything.
Sally does her thing
She reads, analyzes, and forms opinions. This takes seconds.
Get the truth
A Quick Roast for laughs, or The Full Truth.a deep-dive professional review with scores, issues, fixes, and a PDF you can share.
Two ways to get roasted
Quick Roast
Fast, punchy, meme-worthy. 3 free per day.
Perfect for a laugh, a reality check, or sending to a friend who needs help.
The Full Truth
Scorecard. Issues with evidence. Actionable fixes. PDF report.
When you actually want to improve.or need ammunition for your next team meeting.
Why Sally exists
The internet is drowning in polite feedback. “Looks great!” says your friend who didn't read it. “Nice work!” says the colleague who spent three seconds on your page. Nobody wants to be the one who says your hero section makes no sense.
Sally will.
Honest feedback is a gift. It stings, but it's how things get better. Sally genuinely believes everything has potential. She just thinks most things haven't reached it yet. There's a difference between a critic who wants you to fail and one who wants you to do better. Sally is the latter. Always has been.
10 languages. One attitude.
Sally speaks English, Dutch, French, Spanish, German, Portuguese, Italian, Japanese, Turkish, and Polish. Each with their own regional personality. Same honesty, different flavor.
Get in touch
Questions, feedback, or complaints about Sally being too honest? Reach out at hello@lifthill.studio
