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Crimson Desert

Pearl Abyss · Pearl Abyss

7.9/10
Open-World Action·PS5, Xbox Series X|S, PC·2026-03-19·Reviewed 2026-03-21
Pearl Abyss took Black Desert's engine, gave it a story worth caring about, and delivered an open world so beautiful it makes you forget the combat occasionally wants to be three different games at once.
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The Review

Crimson Desert has been in development so long it became a meme, and now it's finally here. The game follows Macduff, a mercenary leading a band of outcasts across the war-torn continent of Pywel, and the surprise is that the story actually works. Pearl Abyss. A studio known for an MMO where narrative is optional. Delivered a character-driven campaign with genuine emotional weight. The band of mercenaries feel like actual people with motivations beyond 'follow the quest marker,' and the writing handles themes of displacement and belonging with unexpected maturity.

Visually, Crimson Desert is a showcase. The proprietary engine that powered Black Desert Online has been pushed to its limits, and the result is one of the most beautiful open worlds in gaming. Landscapes range from scorched deserts to frozen peaks to lush forests, all rendered with a level of detail that makes screenshot mode feel mandatory. Combat blends hack-and-slash action with wrestling-style grappling moves that are absurd and satisfying in equal measure. Boss fights are cinematic spectacles that occasionally cross into QTE territory, but they're undeniably impressive.

The identity crisis, though. Crimson Desert can't quite decide if it wants to be a focused action-adventure or a sprawling open-world RPG, and it settles for an awkward middle ground. The main quest is tightly designed, but the open world around it is filled with generic activities that feel bolted on from a different game. Side content ranges from brilliant to busywork, and the crafting system is deeper than it needs to be for a game that's strongest when it keeps you moving forward. Performance on PS5 is solid but PC optimization is inconsistent, which is par for the course with this engine. Pearl Abyss proved they can tell a story. Now they need to learn when to stop adding features.

What It Nails

  • +Story and characters are genuinely compelling. Macduff's mercenary band feels real and well-written
  • +Visually stunning open world. One of the best-looking games of 2026, full stop
  • +Combat grappling system is absurd and satisfying, adding physicality that most action games lack
  • +Boss fights are cinematic spectacles that justify the long development time

What It Botches

  • -Identity crisis between focused action-adventure and bloated open-world RPG. Pick a lane
  • -Open-world side content is inconsistent. Brilliant moments buried under generic filler
  • -PC optimization is rough, especially in dense areas. Pearl Abyss engine problems persist
  • -Crafting system is overengineered for a game that works best as a linear experience
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Who It's For

If you've been waiting for an open-world action game with a story that doesn't insult your intelligence and combat that feels physical, Crimson Desert delivers.

Who Should Skip

If you need a tightly paced experience without open-world bloat, the side content will test your willingness to ignore question marks on a map.

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