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Release
November 19, 2026
Pre-orders
June 25, 2026
Platforms
PS5 · Xbox
Spoiler-Free Survival Guide
Don't let a thumbnail ruin 12 years of waiting.
How to dodge every GTA 6 spoiler, and every stupid thing you'll try instead.
The News Desk
Every GTA VI development, with Sally's verdict attached.
FeaturedSony's Vice City Takeover Ends
Sony Wore Vice City for a Week, Then Took the Costume Off
“ここ数年でSonyがいちばん本気になった関係が、きっちり7日で終わった。”
FeaturedSally over-analyzed every official GTA VI screenshot, pixel by pixel
I Counted 63 GTA VI Screenshots And Read Every Single Sign So You Could Sleep
“この63枚のスクショの山は、コーピウムの砂漠の中の一杯の水みたいなもので、そしてそう、これは本当にそれだけの出来なの。”
FeaturedThe Physical Disc Double Dip
Grand Theft Auto VI: Physical Edition
“君の物理版GTA 6は箱に入ったコードで、本物のディスクは「今後数カ月」で止まったまま、財布だけ二度請求される。”
FeaturedThe $100 Singleplayer Paywall
Grand Theft Auto VI: Ultimate Edition
“今世紀最大の期待作が、自身のシングルプレイ内で買い物をする権利として、いま君に100ドルを請求してきた。”
FeaturedPre-Orders Open June 25
Grand Theft Auto VI
“一年以上の完全な沈黙のあと、Rockstarはついにまばたきをし、June 25にあなたの財布を開かせ、それでも実際にプレイできるのは十一月まで待たせる。”
Take-Two's $8B Launch Bet
Take-Two Bet Eight Billion Dollars That You Cannot Say No
“上場企業まるごとが、株式ティッカー付きのGTA 6予約になってしまった。”
Still Waiting on Trailer 3
GTA 6 Trailer 3: The Most Anticipated Video That Does Not Exist Yet
“Rockstarは、まったく何もしないことをネット上で最も見られるコンテンツに仕立て上げた。”
White House Cosplays the Cover
The White House Cosplayed a GTA 6 Cover to Look Cool, and Rockstar Answered With Two Words
“地球上で最も強大な役所が、自前のメッセージではなく他人のジャケットアートを選び、それにふさわしいたった二語を返された。”
Media Hub
Cover Art Reveal
The June 2026 announcement
Trailer 2
The one that broke the silence
Trailer 1
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