🎧 Music Roast

Younger You

Miley Cyrus · Pop

Dvije minute. Pjesma traje dvije minute.

6.5/ 10
Cynical Sally roasts the music

Miley Cyrus napisala pismo mladjoj sebi za Hannah Montana 20th Anniversary Special.

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The bright side

Lijena ironije Cyrus isporucuje vokalni nastup koji dokazuje da joj nikad nije trebala rusila kugla.

The issues (2)
01

Weaponized nostalgia

This single exists to make you feel old. Mission accomplished. Twenty years since Hannah Montana means your childhood is now eligible for a retrospective.

The fix  There is no fix. Time is undefeated. Miley knows it and she is leveraging it.

02

Two-minute runtime

In an era of streaming padding, a 2-minute song feels like either a statement or an afterthought.

The fix  If the emotion lands in two minutes, two minutes is enough. It lands.

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Younger You · Miley Cyrus (6.5/10) — Sallyjina Presuda