Sally's Law
Can I use AI for that? Sometimes yes, often no, and here is exactly when.
Not legal advice. Sally roasts behaviour and use-cases in general, never your specific situation, and nothing here replaces a real lawyer. The cases are real; what you do about them is between you and someone licensed to tell you.
Citing cases from an AI without checking they exist
“The model will invent a case, a citation, and a quote, and present all three with the same calm confidence it uses for the real ones.”
The receipt: Mata v. Avianca, Inc.
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19 entriesLetting a customer-facing AI chatbot quote your own policies
If your bot promises it, you bought it. "The AI said so" is not a defence, it is a confession.
Moffatt v. Air Canada
Trusting an "AI lawyer" to generate valid legal documents unsupervised
"Robot lawyer" is a marketing phrase, not a malpractice policy. The robot does not carry the risk. You do.
FTC v. DoNotPay, Inc.
Asking AI whether your already-signed settlement is still binding
You signed it. The model did not. Guess which of you the court cares about.
Nippon Life Insurance Co. of America v. OpenAI Foundation
Assuming a hallucinated citation just gets you a small fine
A fine is the cheap outcome. The expensive one is your name on a referral to the disciplinary panel.
Park v. Kim
Trusting your firm's in-house AI tool to get the citations right
A hallucination with your firm's logo on it is still a hallucination. The branding does not make the cases real.
Wadsworth v. Walmart Inc.
Passing AI-generated "research" to your own lawyer to file
Negligent and reckless land in different places. Neither is a place you want to explain how you got there.
United States v. Cohen (In re Cohen)
Using AI to brainstorm research angles, then verifying every word
AI is a fine place to start a search. It is a catastrophic place to end one.
Mata v. Avianca, Inc.
Training or feeding AI on personal data with no legal basis
"It was on the internet" is not a legal basis. In the EU it is barely an excuse.
Garante (Italian DPA) v. OpenAI
Relying on AI output about a real, named person
When a model invents a crime and attaches a real person's name to it, that is not a glitch. Under data law it is an accuracy violation.
noyb v. OpenAI (Holmen complaint)
Assuming "publicly available" means free to scrape and train on
Visible and permitted are not the same word. People keep paying lawyers to learn the difference.
Clarkson Law Firm class actions v. OpenAI / Google
Feeding AI tools only the data they actually need
The safest personal data is the personal data you never put in. Minimize first, prompt second.
Garante (Italian DPA) v. OpenAI
Claiming copyright on a fully AI-generated work
A machine cannot be an author. You cannot copyright a thing no human made, no matter how good the prompt was.
Thaler v. Perlmutter
Copyrighting an AI-assisted work where you did some of it
You can protect the parts you made. The parts the machine made come along for free, in both senses.
Zarya of the Dawn (U.S. Copyright Office)
Training a commercial AI on a competitor's copyrighted material
Building a substitute for someone's product out of their own copyrighted work is not transformative. It is just competition with extra steps and a lawsuit.
Thomson Reuters v. Ross Intelligence Inc.
Using pirated material as training data
How you got the books matters as much as what you did with them. A pirate library is not a data pipeline.
Bartz v. Anthropic
Assuming AI copyright rules are the same in every country
Where the training happened can decide who wins. The law does not change at the border, it changes at the server.
Getty Images v. Stability AI
Letting an AI hiring tool filter on age or other protected traits
Automating discrimination does not launder it. The algorithm just does the illegal thing faster and at scale.
EEOC v. iTutorGroup, Inc.
Assuming the AI screening vendor carries the discrimination risk
The vendor might be liable too. That is not the same as you being off the hook, and a shared lawsuit is still your lawsuit.
Mobley v. Workday, Inc.
Using AI to draft a job description, with a human bias-check before it screens anyone
AI writing the posting is fine. AI deciding who gets rejected, unaudited, is how you end up in the case law.
EEOC v. iTutorGroup, Inc.