🎮 Game Review

A Play to Earn Mobile Game Where Dinosaurs Fight the AI Apocalypse, Which Is Either Genius or a Very On the Nose Metaphor

Developed by Exaverse · Immutable

Roguelike · iOS, Android · 2026-07-01

A perfectly decent one-handed roguelike wearing a blockchain like a lead backpack.

4.5/ 10
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Extinction of the Exaverse is a mobile roguelike where evolved dinosaurs fight back against an invading AI army, which is a premise so 2026 it could have been generated by the thing it is about. You take biome-based runs, mine gems, stack boons, collect equipment and try to survive as one of the last dinosaurs, all in vertical, one-handed, tap-to-play format built for short sessions. As a commute game, the bones here are genuinely reasonable.

The combat pitch is the honest part: twitch reflexes up front, layered decisions underneath, knowing when to push deeper and when a run is already lost. That is a real roguelike sentence, and if this were a five dollar premium game on an app store, Sally would tell you to try it on the bus. The synergy-hunting and the short-session pacing are the right instincts for the platform.

Then you notice it lives on Immutable Play, which means the dinosaurs are not just fighting the machines, they are minting on a chain. Play to earn is the tail wagging this particular dino, and it turns a tidy little roguelike into a question about whether the fun is the point or the funnel. Launching in closed beta only muddies it further. Ancient creatures battling a soulless AI army while sitting inside a crypto marketplace is a metaphor too good to be accidental and too cynical to ignore.

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What it nails
  • 01

    A clean, one-handed, vertical roguelike loop genuinely suited to short mobile sessions.

  • 02

    Combat that blends twitch reflexes with real decision-making around boons, synergies and knowing when to bail on a run.

  • 03

    A premise with personality: evolved dinosaurs versus an invading AI army is at least memorable.

  • 04

    Simple tap controls that lower the barrier to just picking it up and playing.

What it botches
  • 01

    The play to earn, blockchain-based model on Immutable Play looms over everything and reframes the fun as a funnel.

  • 02

    Launching as a closed beta for select users means most people cannot actually play it yet.

  • 03

    Crypto-native distribution narrows the audience to wallet-holders rather than plain roguelike fans.

  • 04

    The dinosaurs-versus-AI theme is fun once, then starts to feel like set dressing over a token economy.

Who it's for

Roguelike fans already comfortable in the Immutable Play ecosystem who want a snackable one-handed run on mobile.

Who should skip

Anyone allergic to play to earn mechanics, or players who just want to download a roguelike without opening a wallet first.

Your turn

Your website, CV, or whatever you made. I'll roast that too.

A full teardown from €2,99. No mercy.

Printed with disdain · Cynical Sally