🎮 Game Review

Doom: The Dark Ages - Revelations DLC

Developed by id Software · Bethesda Softworks

First-Person Shooter · PS5, Xbox Series X|S, PC · 2026-07-07

A year late, twenty bucks heavy, and finally remembering Doom is supposed to be fast.

6.0/ 10
Cynical Sally reviews the games

So here is the news. A full year after The Dark Ages launched in May 2025, id Software finally has a story expansion called Revelations, out July 7 for 19.99 dollars, plus a free Ripatorium 3.0 arena update. Congratulations on the announcement. The problem is that you are throwing this party in a venue everyone wandered out of twelve months ago. The base game reviewed great, 86 on Metacritic, and then quietly peaked at 31 thousand players on Steam, lower than Doom 2016 and a fraction of Eternal. You did not lose the crowd. The crowd finished the campaign on Game Pass and never thought about you again.

Now the good part, because there is one. The Chain Spear is a genuinely smart idea, a new traversal-and-kill toy that rewards mastery with speed and mobility, which is the exact thing the slow, shield-and-mace Dark Ages was missing. Ripatorium 3.0 being free and arena-shaped is you remembering, a year late, that Doom is supposed to make you feel like a hurricane, not a knight stuck in mud. The story setup, a wounded and betrayed Slayer dragged into a merciless purgatory, is delightfully metal. On craft, this looks like a real expansion, not a cosmetic shrug.

But let us be honest about the receipt. You are charging 20 dollars for the mobility and speed that should have been in the box, then dressing it as Revelations like nobody would notice the timing. The real revelation is commercial. id said 3 million players and only about 1 million were actual sales, the rest Game Pass, so this DLC is a campaign to remind a million owners and three million tourists that the game still exists. As an announcement it is fine. As a momentum play, you are trying to restart a campfire a year after everyone went home.

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What it nails
  • 01

    The Chain Spear is a smart, speed-rewarding combat toy that finally answers the base game's biggest complaint.

  • 02

    Ripatorium 3.0 is free and arena-built, the closest The Dark Ages has come to feeling like real Doom.

  • 03

    19.99 dollars standalone, or bundled in the upgrades, is honest pricing for a story expansion.

  • 04

    The wounded, betrayed, dragged-into-purgatory premise is exactly the heavy-metal nonsense this series sells best.

What it botches
  • 01

    A full year after launch is a lifetime in shooter momentum, and the crowd already left.

  • 02

    Charging 20 dollars for the speed and mobility that the slow base game shipped without.

  • 03

    Selling a deep story expansion to people who finished the campaign on Game Pass and forgot it existed.

  • 04

    Calling it Revelations when the loudest revelation is that the launch barely sold a million copies.

Who it's for

The hardcore Slayers who actually stuck around and want the Chain Spear and a meatier arena to break.

Who should skip

Anyone who chewed through the campaign on Game Pass last year and has not thought about the Dark Ages since.

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